Siblings are supposed to stay together. But Phoenix and Kayden don't seem to know that. Will they survive being alone at the house. Or will a GIANT secret ruin that.

 Diary Of A Awesome Kid: Phoenix Rulez ©

I tried listening but it sounded like a dog choking on a fish stick. And I've heard that! I dont know why but I have. Anyways I called John and put my phone speaker by the door. He said it was good then I kinda sorta flipped

I'm clearly the only person whos normal now

Friday

Josver just got back and boy did he change

He's dressed as Satoru Gojo from Jujutsu Kaisen&nbsp;I don't know why. He says hes cool now but he still can't tie his shoes. Anyways Dad is taking me to a baseball game. Were at the concession stand. Nothing like chicken tenders and fries with a nice warm sweet tea. Can't go wrong. Anyways Phoenix is also coming. She got a burger and nuggets. For drink she got Sprite. SO ORIGINAL! Welp the games starting

You have convinced me to LIFT Phoenixs music ban.

That was WAY too close. Anyway i´ll get back to you at like 8am. Alright its 8am. Im gonna tell Mom about my plan. She smiled and said...

YES! BEAST MODE! I called Phoenix and told her to start practicing but she wanted to know how I did it. I guess i´ll tell.

She bought half of his box. That burned a $200 hole in her pocket. When she realized how much she spent she started getting mad.

Wednesday

Today were having a family reunion. I hate family reunions because I can't remember anyone but of course everyone remembers me.

She called Ted's mom and she said that Ted didnt realize how much people were spending and he would give a refund. But then Mom said it was fine. Well thats not fair

My 3rd cousin Joel and his family arrived 3 hours early.

As soon as Mom and Dad drove out of the driveway Phoenix started calling all her friends and telling them she was throwing a party. She said I had to stay in my room. I told her if I was staying in my room then I would be telling Mom. She sighed then said fine.

Phoenix pushed all of them into the basement. Thats when I knew what had to happen.

Phoenix heard the phone in the basement so she ran to the door opened it. I told Mom I love her then I walked back upstairs with my friends

I said ok. At about 8:00pm everyone started showing up. Phoenix told me to go to the basement to get chairs. I asked why. She said that she wanted to play musical chairs. Well I guess that reasonable. Phoenix just kicked me down the stairs. I SHOULD'VE KNOWN. I saw a old phone in the basement so I called all my friends to come help me.

Dad woke up 3 hours later and he called me and Phoenix downstairs. We asked why he was calling us then he just sighed and said get in the car. He looked kinda mad so I went along with it to see why he was so mad. I wasnt really paying attention on the drive but when I looked up I saw Elli's house. When I got out the car I saw that one of their windows had vandalism all over it and someone wrote I HATE ELLI with permanet marker on their driveway. I knew where this was heading so I went up to Elli's front door and rang the doorbell. Elli's brother Elijah said "what do you want you vandilzer". I looked past him and I saw Elli standing there with her parents. Mrs. Smithson came up to me and said IM REALLY ASHAMED OF YOU! I asked why then she said dont play dumb. I told her that she had it ALL WRONG. I showed her my journal so she would see my handwriting. Then she asked Phoenix to show her hand writing and you cant even read Phoenix's handwriting so we knew it wasn't her. They said sorry for wasting your time then they closed the door

I would go downstairs and tell them to shut up but whats the point. I'm gonna go downstairs and get a snack

That was a great game. But the ride home wasn't! Since Phoenix knew there was gonna be a traffic jam she brought one of her CDs and it made the ride home 10 times worse. Dad liked her music and dad doesnt even like rock music so he must be lying right...... right. When I got home I went straight to my GS4. Mom told me to put my controller back and go to bed. Welp this night officially stinks

Saturday

I got oreos and Kool-aid. A classic am I right? When I went back up stairs to eat them I heard a knock at the door then I heard police sirens. I had no idea why the police would be at my house at 2am so I put on some clothes then went downstairs. The sirens woke my whole family up. Dad put on a shirt then opened the door.

Siblings are supposed to stay together. But Phoenix and Kayden don't seem to know that. When they get left at the house

by themselves will they be able to mend their relationship or will a BIG secret ruin their relationship forever

4/5 Stars- Jay In this book Kayden definitely brings his A Game. This perf- ectly captures the feeling of siblings

She gave me a 1100 page book to read about rock and roll. She said I have to read that to be allowed back in her room so I got to reading.

Grandpa put on his clothes and left faster then you could say pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. Lets just say we wont be seeing him for a while.

Tuesday

When I got done I told Phoenix and she started laughing. She said she was joking and I didnt really have to read it. She better be glad it was a good book.

Today Mom and Dad are leaving FOR REAL. I told them goodbye then immediately went to Phoenix's room. She told me she would show me her PHOENIX RULES. It would actually be Phoenix's Rules

Everyone agreed that we should go to Little Ceasers. I went inside to use the bathroom and I saw Josver in the bathroom getting sturdy.

When I got out Phoenix asked what I was doing and I told her the whole story. She started getting excited. I asked why then she said "This could be Vomit Dogz chance''. It could.

I asked WTF he was doing then he said "I won 500 dollars''. I started scrathcing my head then he said his mom signed him up for a talent show and he won. I said Oh.... then I went to the bathroom.

Would it be a good time to tell her that nobody likes her music... probably not.

Then she invited Elli and John over to talk about how Vomit Dogz would get on the map. Elli suggested handing out posters and bribing people with free food. She said if they gave people free food they would tell their friends.

Not gonna lie that is pretty dumb. Phoenix said theyre could do more concerts but if they not popular then theyre not gonna get any opportunities . She said they could... then she paused she left the basement.

Apparently in the rock and roll world its looked down upon to sell out. One of Phoenix's favorite bands lost most of their fans because  they made a childrens show. A heavy metal band with a childrens show

Elli started scrathching her head. John was about to start playing music untill Phoenix bursted through the door with a bunch of instruments.

I went downstairs and mom looked really confused about why I wasnt wearing my suit. I told her that if Grandpa wasnt wearing anything  fancy then we dont need to wear anything fancy. Dad got home and he was really confused about why Grandpa was here.

Dad sighed then went in the bathroom. Well its been 3 hours and Dad still hasnt come out. Right now were watching According To Jim while waiting for Dad to get out the bathroom. We realized that Dad wasnt gonna come out untill Grandpa left so we pretended he did. Grandpa said bye then Phoenix opened and closed the door. Then Dad came out. He realized Grandpa was still there he tried to go back in the bathroom but I slid under him into the bathroom then closed and locked the door

Theres no way! That can't be him. Welp turns out it was him. Half of me wanted to yell at him and the other half wanted me to punch. I decided to yell at him.

He said sorry but thats not gonna cut it. Im gonna kill him if he EVER does that again.

Monday

We started dancing and for some reason Josver thought it would be a good idea to do the worm on the crusty dusty floor.

Everyone started yelling and screaming. Someone put coke and mentos in a water baloon then threw it at someone. All that did was start a war.

He inhaled a load of sand. Thats his fault. At about 10:00pm the party REALLY started to get wild. Vomit Dogz started playing

Rudy came outside and said he was just about to go to my house. I told him Phoenix's band was rehearsing and if he wanted to hear it he could. So we went back to my house and it seems like their playing got WORSE but you know what the weird thing is. RUDY LIKED THEIR MUSIC!!!

If their gonna be singing that LOUD the whole summer then I need to find somewhere else to be because I can't live like this. I gotta go to Rudy's house

I told him he was out of his mind for liking that JUNK. He said it was really good

Now I had 2 choices. I could either take his spot or save it. I decided to save his spot.

The guy in front of me turned around and said "Hey your Kamden". Eeh close enough. I told him who my parents were then he said that he got me a present for my birthday but he couldnt make it. He said save his spot then he ran out of the room.

After 20 minutes he ran in and he looked like he just played a 1 on 1 basketball game... AGAINST SHAQ!

Sunday

When we got to church our church band couldnt make it. The pastor explained the misunderstanding then got to preaching. Phoenix's band goes to our church so Phoenix went up on the stage and told our Pastor she could preform. She called her band onto stage. John grabbed a blue guitar and Elli got behind the drumset. They started singing the songs but they made them hard rock.

Everyone started screaming and cheering. When Phoenix got off stage I gave her a high five then we sat down. When we got out off church Mom wanted to see Phoenix's performance again so she went on our church's channel and DEFENITELY found the video

28 THOUSAND VIEWS. Phoenix literally started flipping she called John over and he started doing the worm. They ordered a big pizza. Mom started dancing too. When Dad came out the bathroom he looked really confused. WAIT! I just remembered my birthday is tomorrow. Dont ask how I forgot that

But then I had another idea that was bad but  hey if it got Phoenix to preform I would do it any day.

Josver had a nice silky tuxedo on. He said he was wearing that to the talent show.

Mom thought that was sweet of me and so she lifted the ban. But now I need to go to Josvers house.

I asked if he had gotten me a tuxedo but then he started looking down like he felt guilty. I asked again then he went in his closet and pulled something out that made me wanna screech. And I don't screech at many things

After they were done recording they started playing around with some reverb mic they got.

Mom ended up hearing us in the basement and she yelled ¨THATS NOT FUNNY¨. We heard Mom coming down the basement stairs so we all snuck out the floor window leading to the backyard

After we all snuck out we got in Phoenixs van. She started driving.

Mom saw it and told her to tell me sorry. Phoenix scuffed and said for what. I got back up and slapped the back of her head.

Thursday

Today my grandpa (dads side) Came over. Mom made us get dressed fancy but when Grandpa showed up he was wearing a football jersey.

Mom said if both of us didnt apologize then we would be grounded. I told her that if Phoenix wasn't such a bonehead then none of this would've happened but Mom didnt like that so only I got grounded.

I saw Grandpa at the front door wearing his jersey so I just put back on my red shirt and black sweatpants

Wednesday

At about 6:30am we left for Grandpas trial.

Dad came running over to the living room when he heard Grandpas name. He said oh no. Now Grandpas getting charged for Grand Larceny. Were going to court tomorrow. This better not interfere with that talent show. Ive spent TOO much money. 

We got to the courtroom. I asked Dad if I could go get a snack. Dad said something about not eating in the courtroom so he gave me 3 bucks and told me ONLY come back when I was done.

It's gonna take a real miracle to get those 3 back together. But hey, IM A GENIE! FIguratively not actually...

Then Elli said "Well DANG PHOENIX! You can really make a man smile!" Phoenix pushed me out the way then walked outside.

I set up some calls and if my brain brains correctly then this should work.

I started thanking him then Rudy said "OPEN MINE"! I said OK then I started tearing at Rudys wrapping paper. He gave me a Stranger Things shirt. I started saying thank you then I looked in the corner and saw one LAST present.

I ignored that comment and started looking through the cards. I got $154 from the cards. After everyone left Grandpa stayed. He started watching our TV. I just went upstairs to take a shower but then I got distracted by my poster. When I was done hanging it up I realized someone walked past my room and went in the bathroom. It didn't take a genius to know it was Grandpa.

Dad also saw the present and he sighed. I started opening it then I saw a iPad with a key attached to it. Then Grandpa said "If Dre doesnt wanna cooperate and wants to be a baby you can always come to my house''. I raised an eyebrow then I looked at Dad.

The guy who did it started laughing so I tackled him. A big fight broke out Phoenix started singing again. Someone told her to shut the duck up. She started fighting to.

Its 1:00am and everyone is still partying hard. I've had more sodas tonight than me and Phoenix combined have had. Josver had to leave at 11:30pm but the rest of my friends are still her. John is in the backyard with a bunch of other guy doing back flips on our trampoline

There are a couple people throwing up into our trash can. I'll get back to you at 4:00am. Welp its 4:00am. Everyone is starting to leave I might even go to slee-

Mom and Dad came back today. Dad put his bag down then immediatly fell asleep on the couch. Mom said every night he watched Jersey Shore untill 4am so he barley got any sleep

They kicked all of us out and there were a lot of us. So on the way back to our neighborhood there was a big traffic jam.

I said oh then went back up to my room. I started playing 2L23 on my new GS5. Josver hopped online so I played him 1 on 1 I won because im built different

I found a quater in my pocket so thats progress. I realized that it had been 30 minutes so I went back in the court room. The judge looked me dead in the eyes.

She yelled ¨A CHILD IN THE COURTROOM!¨ I said hi then sat back down. Phoenix said ¨real smooth.¨ Dad gave me the ReAlLy look.

I wanted Oreos but they were $3.50 and I only had 3. I noticed that everything was $3.50 or higher. I was on a mission to get Oreos so I started searching for a extra buck

Did you or Did you NOT play video games at Grandpas!

Well YEAH but grandpa said it was fine. I thought he told yall.

I really didn't see a reason to lie so I told the truth.

Dad sighed then said Ok. I walked to the living room and turned on the TV. The news channel was on its local news segment. Grandpa was there.

Dad looked really sad that he couldn't go to Hawaii but then he looked like he suspected something. He started interrogating Phoenix. She said she didnt throw a party when Mom and Dad left the living room Phoenix told me DENY DENY DENY. Kinda sounds like lie lie lie. Whatever

Wait he cant know. No way. IT JUST HAPPENED!

No way! I knew she didnt like me but this is too much.

Welp now thats set up. Mom called me downstairs today and she had something in her hand and it looked familiar.

THE GAMESTATION! Wait does that mean.... no. Mom said that the cops found the GameStation in the guys car. He was gonna fly to mexico and sell it for a fortune so he could live there. Thats.... I..... But....... ok. Anyways John came over today and it turns out he was the one who uploaded the video.

I've never been that happy to see Phoenix. In fact i've never been happy to see Phoenix. Anyways she got out the car with some fart spray then let loose . She threw me a gas mask so I didnt smell it then I ran to their van.

The people started gagging and coughing. Elli said the spray would wear off in 30 seconds so I guess no evidence. I was about to kick back and relax in the back of the van but when I looked back I saw that they were behind us hightailing.

School starts in 3 weeks. The talent show is next week so i'm gonna put some things in order. John and Elli came to grandpas house. John told Phoenix that he wanted more than 20%. Elli said she was fine with her 33%. Phoenix said John barley does anything so he should only get 20%. Plus if they made like 1000 bucks he'd still get 200 bucks. John said if he didnt get at least 30% then he'd walk.

He put on the TV and the first ad we saw was the one from that talent show that I told Phoenix about in July. I gotta make this right.

I started covering my head and as soon as the kid walked away i yanked him down then started curb stomping him. The people started honking their horn. I couldn't concentrate because they were being so loud so I yelled shut up at the top of my lungs.

We cant invest untill we know your band is going somewhere

Phoenix said ok then walked away. I followed her to the basement then she put in her air pods, opened her laptop, Went onto some song editing website, then started working.

She picked up her phone and called her band over. She also called a bunch of her friends. She told Mom and Dad she was having a album release party. A bunch of kids started arriving. The doorbell rang then Phoenix told me to answer it. It was a little caesars pizza guy with 8 pizzas. Apperently Phoenix's band made enough money to get better instruments and they can buy there own food now. I brought the pizza down and they started playing

I asked Dad why she was mad and he said  "uuuuuuuuuuuuuh I dont know".

After everyone arrived we went to a room that Mom and Dad rented in a hotel to have lunch and talk. When we got their we all went in the room and everyone who brought food put their bag and trays on the back counter and it was looking mighty good

I asked if I could get her anything then she yelled NO. I almost said get out of my house but im nice

After we finished praying I went to grab myself a plate but I got distracted by Mom playing The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air. When I turned around there was a long line so I had to get all the way in the back. Screw you Will Smith!

That was way too close. When we lost sight of him we left. Mom and Dad look really confused about why we looked so happy. What happens at 7-ten stays at 7-ten

I wanna know what happened to the lock on the bathroom door

Today when Dad got home Mom called a family meeting. Mom was standing up so that meant it was really serious.

Well dang. Phoenix spoke up and said ¨I was wondering the same thing on Sunday¨. Then everyone looked at me. I said that there was no lock yesterday. I said Dad might've taken it off. He said he doesn't even use that bathroom so now everyone is confused. 

Well its 11:00 am and now a lawn mowing truck is here.

They finished the lawn in about 4 minutes and Mom paid them. I don't know exactly how much but I heard 100 so im guessing its around that price range. Anyways I went downstairs to the basement to get my basketball but I saw John talking with Phoenix

John said he was joining Phoenixś band. I asked him why he would do something like that but then he said it would help him become a musician later on in life. I yelled are you mentally insane the he said don't worry. Whatever! You know what will cheer me up? Gotye!

I told Phoenix that Dad got arrested then she started asking a bunch of questions. I hope dad is fine.

Dad is fine. It was a big prank. Dad got his friends to put wrapping over their cars then dress up. Mom was super mad. All I gotta say is that Dad is definitely sleeping on the couch.

The police said they had a warrant to search our house. I was scared so I hid in my moms closet. They put dad in handcuffs then walked away. Mom started crying then Phoenix came up

Since Mom was so mad with Dad she took me and Phoenix out to get breakfast.

After the show Phoenix went backstage. I went to get another plate but when I was at the fruit section I saw the band yelling at the guitarist. He walked out. Phoenix also came from backstage and asked what I was doing.

Phoenix explained to him that they probably couldn't play again. But I stepped up and said all she needed to do was get on good terms with Elli. And the other guy could play Guitar. She said GREAT IDEA! That kids name is Austin Meyers by the way...

After I was done getting food Phoenix was talking to the guitarist about Vomit Dogz.

I looked at Phoenix. Phoenix looked at me. Then we both said something different. I said "Elli had another party in june". Phoenix said "ASK KAYDEN NOT ME". Interesting. Mom and Dad stared at me then I said.

3 hours later me and Phoenix got called back downstairs. Mom said she knew about the party from some more investigating. Dang! Mom said I get 2 weeks of NO video games and since Phoenix was the ring leader she gets 1 month of no band, no music, no phone. No nothing. I tried standing up for her though.

What do you mean ringleader! We were both responsible.

Dad started shaking his head then when Phoenix asked whats wrong and he said shut up we need to think of a punishment.

Then Mom said "Do you want to give Phoenix your 2 weeks and you take the month." Phoenix looked at me in the corner of her eye. I said no.

Today Mom called Grandpa to check on us. I had to cover for Phoenix because she went to Elli's house and I don't necessarily think that Mom would enjoy that. 

But Grandpa took things way too far and threw a water bottle right at my face.

Shes gonna owe me after this week. Grandpa bussed through the door with 3 big nerf guns. Grandpa said that since Phoenix wasn't home we could have a nerf battle. Well I'm all bout that idea

Then she said she started digging more and she found a picture.

Phoenix stepped up and said "THAT WAS ELLIS PARTY". Then Mom said Ok.

She started stuttering then I said "m-m-must be an error" but I shouldnt have said that because then mom said "OR m-m-maybe YOUR LYING''.

She has a band called "Vomit Dogz". Great name am I right? Anyways, her band sucks but were not supposed to tell her because it will hurt her feelings

Gosh Darnit Phoenix! LOOK WHAT YOU DID! Now I can't go to vidcon with Josver.

The basement is right below the living room so when I watch TV I have to hear

Today Josver boarded the plane to go to Vidcon. Mom said I could've gone if I didn't help in Phoenix's little prank. I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! Phoenix has been in the basement practicing with her band

Tuesday

I asked Mom if I could go to the mall. She asked why but I said just because. The real reason is because I wanna go in Spencers. Even though Spencers doesnt have a age restriction kids should NOT be allowed in that store. It has a bunch of inappropriate stuff that I cant say legally and theres this one shirt I really want. John begged me to take him because he had never been. I said ok but told him he had to bring his OWN money. He said got it then we got in Phoenix´s van. She told us that we had 2 hours then she was coming back. We said ok then she started driving.

Phoenix came in my room and told me to shut the frick up. Ok then... Mom is making lasagna for dinner. I asked what we were eating for a dessert then she laughed in my face so im guessing theres no dessert 

At the beginning of August Josver told me he was gonna do another talent show appearance as a magician. He said he wouldn't mind me helping. I nicely declined.

Then I thought, HEY if I write Mom a nice little paragraph then she can see that she should lift the band. But no sane human being would ever do that so it was back to square 1. It seemed like my brain was taking a nap.

This band named PuNkZ was gonna preform. I paid them 50 bucks to NOT preform. Afterwards I signed Vomit Dogz up and sent in a song. But thats when I realized Mom and Dad probably arent gonna raise the ban just because I bribed some group to quit.

How are you gonna tell someone to come to your house then slam the door in their face. Anyways Phoenix told me that Elli's parents hated her and that's the only reason they called us there. But then we saw someone else pull into the driveway. So I guess there just calling everyone to Elli's house

I said yeah then he said great. Mom walked to the door and asked why Ted was here. He said he was going door to door asking people to buy his chocolate so he could get his 6 year old brother a GS5. Mom said aaaaaaaaaaaaw. Ted said that Mom could even have a sample but she needed to do it quick because his chocolate bars were selling like hot cakes.

Today my friend Ted Lezoil came over with a bunch of chocolate

I sat back down and I pulled out my phone but then Mom snatched it out my hand.

When I got back to the courtroom the judge was yelling ¨RECESS!¨ I thought that was only in the TV Shows but apparently you can say May I have a 10 minute Recess then boom your out of there.

I was mad she took my phone so I asked to go to the bathroom. I took my phone and started playing games in there.

I'm not even gonna lie, seeing Grandpa like that DID make me pretty sad. I asked Phoenix if there was any thing we could do.

Grandpa got us out the hotel at 5AM because at that hotel if your not out by 7AM then you have to stay another night. That's dumb. When we got home I went upstairs and played on my GS Original. But when I got upstairs it was gone.

I jetted downstairs and asked Grandpa if he knew what happened and he thought I was playing a trick on him.

Grandpa has cameras set up ALL over the house so he checked them and last night some random dude snuck in and stole the GameStation.

Message from Mom: Hey kids. We decided to go on the trip after Kaydens birthday. We'll be home at 12:00pm

Well its 9:00am. We gotta start cleaning.

Its 11:00am we cleaned everything up. I thing I'll go to the bathroo-. NO

We went to Sonic. I got a breakfast burrito with a cherry limeade sprite. But in the middle of eating my burrito one of the employees were skating to get someone there food but they tripped and my window just so happened to be open

Mom took me home to clean me up. Dad saw me and bursted out laughing

At this point Mom was getting tired of Dad so she yelled " SHUT UP!!!" That did the trick. Maybe thats a good thing. Anyways when I got out the shower I put on my clothes then went downstairs. Mom, Dad, and Phoenix were sitting at the table. I was really confused because no one told me about a family meeting. Mom and Dad looked a bit mad. Phoenix started talking. She asked if I thought Mom should invest in her band. I just looked down at the table then Dad started talking

When we got home me and Phoenix had lots of questions.

He opened the door and the guy yelled WHAT! Grandpa said wheres my GameStation. The guy kept telling Grandpa he didn't have it. Grandpa saw that the guy was wearing a rare MJ jersey. Grandpa pulled out a pocket knife then said "give it to me." The guy gave it to Grandpa then he ran in the car and sped off.

Grandpa was telling us to chill but then the police started knocking at the door.

Now time for a food break. Grandpas taking us to Golden Corall. But the one he likes to go to is like 35 minutes away. He said he likes them because they have live entertainment. Grandpa thinks turtles racing are entertaining though so. Were here! It looks kinda old and beat up. Whatever, i'm going to the bathroom.

I know my drawing doesn't make it seem that bad but that poster was horrifying. I ran out got a plate then started picking up food. But then I realized that they didn't have any pizza or fries. So I just had to get Chicken and rice. Grandpa said "WHY'D YOU GET SUCH A SMALL PLATE!" AT first I thought the plate I got was the only kind but when I looked back I saw a giant plate. Grandpa got that plate and basically got everything they had. Then the live "entertainment" came out. It was a band that said they needed a volunteer to come up and sing. Phoenix jumped up and ran on stage .

He handed me the bag then got back in line. I was concerned but I still opened it. He got me a gucci shirt. I was feeling myself. Im wearing that tomorrow.

I asked John, Rudy, and Josver to come to my house to see my shirt.

We checked on eDay to see if the guy was trying to get some money but we didn't see any that just got put on so we had to turn into detectives. Grandpa says that they can't tell the police. He doesn't like the police. We looked at the driveway footage and saw the guy walk into the woods so that's were we looked for clues.

Found our first clue! The guy left his hat in the woods. Grandpa came running over and he high fived me. Grandpa has a fingerprint kit so we used it. We found the fingerprints but we had to take it to the police. They said they would get the fingerprints to us tomorrow.

It said i'll get help. The people asked what my parents numbers were. I gave them Dads number. When he picked up the phone the people started lying on me.

I yelled "Liar" then I guess Dad heard me.

I told Dad what REALLY happened. He said that was more believable then what the people told him but he couldnt be sure. I handed the phone back to the people then they kept on with their lying. They were about to say I tried to stab them when out of nowhere I saw the Vomit Dogz van and I heard one of there songs.

He pulled out an original GameStation. Those things go for thousands of bucks these days so it was a real surprise Grandpa was able to get his hands on it. He said when Dad was 14 he asked for one and Grandpa was determined to get it but he had to wait in a very long line.

He said when Dad got a little bit older he got in a fight with him and Grandpa said he was keeping the GameStation. I'm gonna test it out.

I'm playing the original Road Fighter. The graphics were garbage but hey thats not the point. Mom came to the house for some reason so I shut down the GameStation and ran downstairs. That's when I realized that Phoenix was gone.

When Best Buy finally opened it was a madhouse. Grandpa was lucky to come out alive. He ran to the game section but so did everyone else. He had to punch a guy for one.

I got up and ran as fast as I could. I saw the onesie so I picked it up and dipped. Im not writing untill the talent show I need to take a nap. Alright its 9:00pm. Mom called me and Phoenix downstairs for the talent show. She told us that we would do a great job then we all got in the car and Dad started driving.

When we got there Me and Phoenix headed backstage. She said thank you for embarrassing myself so she could preform

She gave me a high five. About 30 minutes in it was me and Josvers turn. I sighed then started walking to stage. When Josver got on stage everyone started clapping but as soon as I got on stage you could hear a dog whistle.

They said if I was just gonna brag they were gonna leave. I said sorry then we all went out to find something to eat. We landed on McDonalds.

When I got done with my food John STILL wasn't out. And it wasn't like 10 minutes. It was about a HOUR. I asked Josver if he knew why John was taking so long and he said no. Rudy said he could go check. But 5 minutes later he came running out and then he said.

Lemme get a.. 20 piece with a large fry and a sweet tea

When I got my food I sat down and started eating. John said he was going to the bathroom.

At first I thought Rudy was joking because I saw John walk in that bathroom with my own eyes.

The police haven't contacted us back yet. Anyways 3 days from now is the talent show. Phoenix and her band are dreading it more than ever. I know that my plan will work but that doesn't stop me from being scared. I mean what if they blow it. What if Phoenix forgets her lines

That would actually be funny. I would love if that happened. But anyway I told her to keep her hopes up. SHe said Mom would never let her perform. Ha! If only she knew what I have planned.

At about 7:00pm we got a call from the police stations saying they found the guy.

At 3:00pm my uncle Q came over with KFC takeout.

Dad told them that they were really early but they wouldnt LEAVE. I ended up giving up on making tthem leave then they said "Wait we can go pick up some food". Then they said we'll be back. SON OF A

Dad said sup to him then he walked in. He immediatly put the KFC down kicked his shoes off then turned on the TV. I started scratching my head then my cousin Sara showed up but she looked kinda mad.

Mom got out the car and asked Phoenix where she was. Phoenix came up with this big story about some wild man chasing her when she was going for a walk. Mom believed it but a little too much because now she started a neighborhood watch. Well now everyone is scared crapless.

About 7'0 feet tall 300 lbs and very hairy

I explained why I was there then he looked at my Mom through the windshield and shook his head. Mom said whatever then drove me back. And what a coincidence that when we got there Phoenix was just getting there 

I told Phoenix that she was making a mistake by starting something like that but she wouldn't budge so now everyone is worried about some weird hairy man.

She threw a Gibson Eletric Gutair at John. She threw two Easter Drumsticks at Elli. She even threw a keyboard at me. She yelled START PLAYING! We all said ok then started playing and honestly we sounded great.

Then Phoenix started singing something about throw up. I was too busy playing my keyboard to really listen.

When we were done Phoenix pressed the stop recording button then we all started high fiving each other. Phoenix said she was gonna release it and see what kind of popularity they could get.

Phoenix saw me trying to convince Mom not to sue the people who made the game then she bursted out in laughter

After we saw what some of the game card said we just threw it in the trash. Josver was really mad because he payed good money for the game at the flea market. I told Mom all about it and she was about to start a lawsuit. I reminded Mom that the game was made in the early 1920´s but Mom didnt care. So thats probably not good.

I told her to shut up. Then she pushed me out of my chair