Magnus Racing: Detroit Choose-Your-Own Adventure Preview

IT LOOKS LIKE YOU CAN JUST ACCEPT THE FACT YOU'RE NOW PAYING FOR THIS TRIP YOURSELF, OR YOU CAN JUST QUIT.

OH WAIT, THERE'S ONE MORE HIGHLIGHT TO DETROIT...

WONDERFUL!! There are so many things I'm going to show you... you won't believe how much our city has to offer.

Seriously? how dare you. how. dare. you. the only way to make up such an egregious error is purchasing some apparel.

NOW THAT YOU'RE SAFELY IN YOUR HOTEL, let's check in and get a good night's rest. Big weekend ahead!

IF YOU LOOK OVER THERE, IT'S THE CITY OF WINDSOR! IT'S My FAVORITE PART OF DETROIT.

Let's get you to your hotel, how would you like to get there?

I haven't had my first required break yet, i'll be there as soon as it's over.

WELCOME TO DETROIT! I'm happy to take you to your hotel, but would you like to see all that detroit has to offer first?

yeah... i don't know why we were focused on springs. tire management should have been our first priority.

hey, i'm volunteer security guard NATE. you should know i'm the real deal because i've got a sweet walkie-talkie.

UMM, HEY IT'S DEBRA IN ACCOUNTING. I DON'T LIKE THESE CHARGES, so i'm just going to take it out of your pay. you're lucky i'm telling you, normally i just do it.

LOOK! It's the ford museum!&#160; a must see.

yeah... i don't know why we were focused on downforce. springs should have been our first priority.

...seriously. the 'peter baron naked' story is completely made up. don't ask me about it. don't ever ask me about the 'peter baron naked' story.&#160;

End of shuttle ride... let's continue with the weekend.

Did you know the Belle Isle circuit is on a limited-access island?? How do you want to get there?

as a celebration of your smart decision, reward yourself with some Magnus apparel...

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yeah... i don't know why we were focused on tire management. downforce should have been our first priority.

YOU NEVER KNOW WHO YOU MIGHT RUN IN TO...&#160; AT THE FORD MUSEUM!

I defended tarp, and this is the best seat i can get?

yeah i don't know why he said you could come here, you don't have the right pass.... you need to turn around...

I LOVE DETROIT. it's really like a postcard isn't it?

Hope your hotel room is OK, let's get you to the track...

actually, we'll need to stop for LUNCH. iT'S BEEN 20 minutes and I haven't had my second break yet...

ALright, we're here! looks like this took six hours, so i'll charge you our normal hourly rate plus mandatory courtesy tip. thanks!!

Umm, no one really told me where people are supposed to park and being accountable means i could be wrong, so please go to the next gate over... move it along...

I think we can just drive up to the main entrance...

a little more confidence in us would have been nice, prove your loyalty and buy some apparel

THEY DON'T KNOW HOW THIS WEEKEND'S DETROIT GRAND PRIX WILL GO, CAN YOU HELP?

It's looking crowded... who do you want to sit next to?

Mike Johnson: 'Real World' Star from 1995

A Choose-Your-Own-Adventure Preview of the Detroit Grand Prix

OH you're new here, huh?&#160; well if anyone tells you about a naked story and me... it's 100% not true. the 'peter baron naked story' is a complete and total fabrication. in fact, there is no 'peter baron naked' story.

WELL YOU can't go wrong checking out the ford museum!

...OK I'm HERE NOW, welcome to THE D, let's get to YOUR hotel.

WELP, looks like it's been 30 minutes, we'll need to stop for aNOTHER REQUIRED BREAK. union rule, you know how it goes..

The whole point of this is that it's a preview of the race... you'll have to watch it to find out the results.

I don't care what he told you. i also have a walkie-talkie, and i'm telling you you can't be here. it's the other gate.

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end of shuttle ride, let's continue with the weekend

...oh, REMINDER THAT it's UNION policy, you'll need to pick up the LUNCH bill. you know how it goes.

I would LOVE to see all that detroit has to offer!!

...PHEW. that was a great lunch. did you get anything for yourself?

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