The Rubish Bin Lawer

The Rubbish Bin Lawyer

lots of laughs

written by Milan Tawhiti

Illustrated by Lachie McLean

Once upon a time there was a rubbish bin. not any old rubbish bin. One that had the dreams and hopes of being a lawyer because he wanted to help people and get a job.

Guilty!

lawyer

I wanna be a lawyer

Then he was wandering the streets then saw a poster that said..

Looking for lawyers that are highly-qualified

The milk bar

a week passed and he finished his resume. This was his resume

skills: he can curl his
tongue

education: snot college IQ= 12

recent jobs: bin outside of Milk bar

Until the day had come the interview.... but when he's nervous he burps!!!

ok..

Sir please sign here

BuRp

he almost did not get the job the only thing that made him get the job was because he said he knew who robbed the bank.

After a minute of studying of how to win a court case on the internet he knew every thing.

The first client was trying to sue cardboard cola for because he drank card board cola and it did not taste like cardboard

I find cardboard cola fined for
Not involving cardboard.

Which I think is a very good reason to sue them.

so
Fizzy
You
Fly!

introducing judge rock

Categories:
she is made out of rock
she is known to be mean to the victim.

Here are the side effects of card board cola

BURPING

farting