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Our RotaKid Joke Book

by Castle Carrock School RotaKids

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Rotakid Joke Book
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A book to cheer you up!
created by Castle Carrock School Rotakids
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By Joe, Lewis, Bella, Harley and Emmie
Context
Page 3: Christmas jokes

Page 4: Halloween jokes

Page 5 and 6: Random jokes

Page 7: Water related jokes

Page 8: Name jokes

Page 9: Animal jokes
Christmas Jokes
1: Who is Santa's favourite singer? Elf-is!

2: What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck? A Christmas Quacker!

3: Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas? Santa Jaws!

4: What do they sing at a snowman’s birthday party? Freeze a jolly good fellow!

5: Who delivers presents to cats? Santa Paws!

6: What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells!
Halloween Jokes
What is a ghosts favourite sandwich filling?
Booloni!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He had no guts!
What noise does a witch’s breakfast cereal make?
Snap, cackle and pop!
What is a ghost’s favourite bedtime song?
Little boo beep
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
He had no body to dance with
Random jokes
The Magic Dog
Q: What do you call a magic dog?
A: A Labracadabrador.
Like a Parrot
Q: What’s orange and sounds like a parrot.
A: A carrot.
Cheese Propriety
Q: What do you call cheese that’s not your cheese?
A: Nacho cheese.
Why Dogs Can’t Dance
Q: Why aren’t dogs good dancers?
A: They have two left feet?
Again Snowman
Q: What do you call an old snowman?
A: Water.
The Imprisoned Picture
Q: Why was the picture sent to jail?
A: It was framed.
Tissue Dance
Q: How do you get a tissue to dance?
A: You put a boogie in it.
The Hospitalized Banana
Q: Why did the banana go to the hospital?
A: He was peeling really bad.
Baseball Hero
Q: Which superhero hits the most home runs?
A: Batman.
Random jokes
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.


Where do you find a cow with no legs?
Right where you left it.

Why aren't koalas actual bears?
They don't meet the koalafications.

A bear walks into a restaurant. He tells his waiter, "I want a grilled …. cheese." The waiter says, "What's with the pause?" "Whaddya mean?" the bear replies. "I'm a 
bear
!"

What's E.T. short for?
Because he's only got little legs.

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Phillipe Phillope.
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