Our RotaKid Joke Book

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Page 3: Christmas jokes

Page 4: Halloween jokes

Page 5 and 6: Random jokes

Page 7: Water related jokes

Page 8: Name jokes

Page 9: Animal jokes

Christmas Jokes

1: Who is Santa's favourite singer? Elf-is!

2: What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck? A Christmas Quacker!

3: Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas? Santa Jaws!

4: What do they sing at a snowman’s birthday party? Freeze a jolly good fellow!

5: Who delivers presents to cats? Santa Paws!

6: What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells!

Halloween Jokes

What is a ghosts favourite sandwich filling?

Booloni!

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He had no guts!

What noise does a witch’s breakfast cereal make?

Snap, cackle and pop!

What is a ghost’s favourite bedtime song?

Little boo beep

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

He had no body to dance with

Random jokes

The Magic Dog
Q: What do you call a magic dog?
A: A Labracadabrador.

Like a Parrot
Q: What’s orange and sounds like a parrot.
A: A carrot.
Cheese Propriety
Q: What do you call cheese that’s not your cheese?
A: Nacho cheese.
Why Dogs Can’t Dance
Q: Why aren’t dogs good dancers?
A: They have two left feet?
Again Snowman
Q: What do you call an old snowman?
A: Water.

The Imprisoned Picture
Q: Why was the picture sent to jail?
A: It was framed.
Tissue Dance
Q: How do you get a tissue to dance?
A: You put a boogie in it.
The Hospitalized Banana
Q: Why did the banana go to the hospital?
A: He was peeling really bad.
Baseball Hero
Q: Which superhero hits the most home runs?
A: Batman.

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Random jokes

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What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.

Where do you find a cow with no legs?
Right where you left it.

Why aren't koalas actual bears?
They don't meet the koalafications.

A bear walks into a restaurant. He tells his waiter, "I want a grilled …. cheese." The waiter says, "What's with the pause?" "Whaddya mean?" the bear replies. "I'm a
bear
!"

What's E.T. short for?
Because he's only got little legs.

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Phillipe Phillope.

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water related jokes

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Why do fish like in salt water?

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Because pepper makes them sneeze

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What do you call an old ice block?

Water

Where do you find the sea without water?

On a map

Name Jokes

What do you call a person under a cow?
Patt

What do you call the guy who delivers your post?
Bill

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?
Dug!

What do you call a man without a spade on his head?
Duggles

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff!

What do you call a man with a car on his head?
Jack

What do you call a man who can't walk?
Neil

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs and is thrown in the water?
Bob

Animal Jokes!

Q.What kind of snake would you find on a car?
A.a windsheild viper!
Q.Why are tigers terrible storytellers?
A.Because they only have one tail!
Q.What kind of bird works at a construction site?
A.a crane.
Q.What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
A.Let minnow what you think.
Q.What do you call a alligator who solves mysteries?
A.an investigator.

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