Rotakid Joke Book
A book to cheer you up!
created by Castle Carrock School Rotakids
created by Castle Carrock School Rotakids
By Joe, Lewis, Bella, Harley and Emmie
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Page 3: Christmas jokesPage 4: Halloween jokes
Page 5 and 6: Random jokes
Page 7: Water related jokes
Page 8: Name jokes
Page 9: Animal jokes
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Christmas JokesLoading...
1: Who is Santa's favourite singer? Elf-is!2: What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck? A Christmas Quacker!
3: Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas? Santa Jaws!
4: What do they sing at a snowman’s birthday party? Freeze a jolly good fellow!
5: Who delivers presents to cats? Santa Paws!
6: What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells!
Halloween Jokes
What is a ghosts favourite sandwich filling?
Booloni!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He had no guts!
What noise does a witch’s breakfast cereal make?
Snap, cackle and pop!
What is a ghost’s favourite bedtime song?
Little boo beep
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
He had no body to dance with
Random jokes
The Magic Dog
Q: What do you call a magic dog?
A: A Labracadabrador.
Q: What do you call a magic dog?
A: A Labracadabrador.
Like a Parrot
Q: What’s orange and sounds like a parrot.
A: A carrot.
Cheese Propriety
Q: What do you call cheese that’s not your cheese?
A: Nacho cheese.
Why Dogs Can’t Dance
Q: Why aren’t dogs good dancers?
A: They have two left feet?
Again Snowman
Q: What do you call an old snowman?
A: Water.
Q: What’s orange and sounds like a parrot.
A: A carrot.
Cheese Propriety
Q: What do you call cheese that’s not your cheese?
A: Nacho cheese.
Why Dogs Can’t Dance
Q: Why aren’t dogs good dancers?
A: They have two left feet?
Again Snowman
Q: What do you call an old snowman?
A: Water.
The Imprisoned Picture
Q: Why was the picture sent to jail?
A: It was framed.
Tissue Dance
Q: How do you get a tissue to dance?
A: You put a boogie in it.
The Hospitalized Banana
Q: Why did the banana go to the hospital?
A: He was peeling really bad.
Baseball Hero
Q: Which superhero hits the most home runs?
A: Batman.
Q: Why was the picture sent to jail?
A: It was framed.
Tissue Dance
Q: How do you get a tissue to dance?
A: You put a boogie in it.
The Hospitalized Banana
Q: Why did the banana go to the hospital?
A: He was peeling really bad.
Baseball Hero
Q: Which superhero hits the most home runs?
A: Batman.
Random jokes
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.
Where do you find a cow with no legs?
Right where you left it.
Why aren't koalas actual bears?
They don't meet the koalafications.
A bear walks into a restaurant. He tells his waiter, "I want a grilled …. cheese." The waiter says, "What's with the pause?" "Whaddya mean?" the bear replies. "I'm a
bear
!"
What's E.T. short for?
Because he's only got little legs.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Phillipe Phillope.
Where do you find a cow with no legs?
Right where you left it.
Why aren't koalas actual bears?
They don't meet the koalafications.
A bear walks into a restaurant. He tells his waiter, "I want a grilled …. cheese." The waiter says, "What's with the pause?" "Whaddya mean?" the bear replies. "I'm a
bear
!"
What's E.T. short for?
Because he's only got little legs.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Phillipe Phillope.
water related jokes
Why do fish like in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze
What do you call an old ice block?
Water
Where do you find the sea without water?
On a map
Water
Where do you find the sea without water?
On a map
Name Jokes
What do you call a person under a cow?
Patt
What do you call the guy who delivers your post?
Bill
Patt
What do you call the guy who delivers your post?
Bill
What do you call a man with a spade on his head?
Dug!
What do you call a man without a spade on his head?
Duggles
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff!
Dug!
What do you call a man without a spade on his head?
Duggles
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff!
What do you call a man with a car on his head?
Jack
What do you call a man who can't walk?
Neil
What do you call a man with no arms, no legs and is thrown in the water?
Bob
Jack
What do you call a man who can't walk?
Neil
What do you call a man with no arms, no legs and is thrown in the water?
Bob