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The Insane Show

by Ryan P. O'Driscoll

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Welcome to the Insane show, Today we have a visitor that will win a PRIZE! Welcome, RYANZLAND! I walk in awkwardly and say "yaaaay" Being dramatic. The host of the show agrees about him being dramatic. but the crowd wasn't cheering. I thought I wasn't popular or this show.
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The host explained to Ryanzland what the heck he is on the stage for. The host says "You have to past me to get this prize." The host held up a "40,000 dollar" prize. I said "Alright, This will be easy." I get ready for an easy prize win. I step to get past him. But he blocked me. I tried again. I was so close to the prize but the host pushed me back and put his hands on the prize. "Its 40k, Its 5 paper books empty!" Said the host. He gave me a creepy smile. I thought "Did I just get scammed?" I stepped up to the end of the stage but the crowd was giving me a look. I said "Why are you guys giving me that look" Some people stared whistling, Some people lifted their shoulders, and some people look to their side. I gave them a straight face like I shut down or getting crapped on by my dog. I said "Really why are you guys looking at me?" I look at the host. The host said "I don't know " then smiled like that creepy smile earlier. I made a straight face at him so he can get a taste of his own medicine.
While I was telling staff right before I came on stage, They planned all along. They were on to me. The staff said "When he says : Did you guys here that right |, Respond with a no." 2 seconds later I said "Did you guys here that right" Everyone said no, I wanted to give them a taste of their own medicine, so I when the said at the same time (Foreshadowing), I said "JINX" out load. Then they guy in the back gave me a taste of his own medicine and went inside his pocket and pulled a nice and shinny uno reverse card. Everyone GASPED if someone passed out due to a fart from the 60's that was stored in the closet.
I would be passed out then.
I went back to the host and slapped him as hard as I can in the back then I said " I like ya cut G" and slapped him in the BACK of his head. Then I did the back again then the belly. I stood back just in case a BARF alarm would go off from his stomach. The person in the front of the crowd opened her eyes wide open and yelled out "VIOLENCE!!" I continued beating the host for scamming me. Then I said "This is what you get for scamming me and making me pay 1,560 dollars to be on here, WHAT AM I GETTING THEN? UR MONEY!?!" I yelled at the host a lot and then the staff came in and said show's over. She snapped her fingers and 4 security's came in and held out arm's around theirs. They kicked me out. But that won't be for long.
The rules go, If they got a trick up their sleeve, I do to.
THE END
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