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my bike tried to assassinate me

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by kelton mcphie

BY KELTON
My bike tried to assassinate me
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One day i went over to my friends house. My friends name was timmy, he has been my friend for about two years. So anyway, when ever i go to timmy's house i bring my BMX bike. The reason i bring my bike is because we love to bike. So me and timmy like to  try new thing a lot like bunny hop down stairs, and nose dive into the ramp. Witch are all bike tricks. So anyway timmy found this new jump in his neighborhood and showed me it. He told me that you haft to jump right beside a fire hydrant .

fire hydrant's are evil

One day i went over to my friends house. My friends name was timmy, he has been my friend for about two years. So anyway, when ever i go to timmy's house i bring my BMX bike. The reason i bring my bike is because we love to bike. So me and timmy like to  try new thing a lot like bunny hop down stairs, and nose dive into the ramp. Witch are all bike tricks. So anyway timmy found this new jump in his neighborhood and showed me it. He told me that you haft to jump right beside a fire hydrant .

At first i was kinda worried about it, then i saw Timmy do it. So i tried. I went to Timmy's driveway and started to peddle towards the fire hydrant. I jumped right beside it and landed on the other side i did it a couple more times, than my other friend came over. His name was Gabe, i honestly didn’t like Gabe because he made fun of me for not doing things he did. I told him that i didn't feel comfortable doing it. So when he came over Timmy and i told him about it. We watched him  jump it. Then Timmy said that we should do it in a line.

Of Course i said yes because it sounded fun. Me, Timmy, and gabe peddled towards the fire hydrant i saw Timmy jump it perfectly. Now it's my turn. I tried to get a lot of speed so that i could get a lot of air. But when i jump bye it i went crooked. My peddle hit the side of the fire hidden. I went flying threw the air. I like to think of it like dead-pool talking out of the sun roof in slow motion, so just imagine that when i'm talking. So anyway i'm the middle of the air and my peddle walks the side of the fire hydrant and i go flying over my bars and i think to myself what a wonderful world. No just kidding that was a joke. But what i did think in my mind was i going to break my nose. So i tried to put my hand out to block my face but i didn't do it in time. My hand hit the concrete and got scratched, then came my face, my wonderful face. When my face hit the ground the world got quite. I standed up and said i was fine.

My nose  started to bleed on the neighbors driveway. Lucky there was some people outside, he say me crash. So the guy came over and he said lay down on the grass face up. He went to go get some water.  I called my dad to come pick me up. It took him awhile to come and get me  so i just layed on the ground. When my dad finally got there he looked at my face and said are you ok. I said no, just to make him feel bad. When i got home i went and sat on the couch to rest. I had a wet towel underneath my nose. I learned a valuable lesson that day and that lesson was not to do stupid things, and trying to do cool stuff without practicing.