The Cadets Guide To Spotting An SQMS

(Squadron Quartermaster Sargent)

A Short Guide To Identifying And Co Existing With An SQMS

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Identifying An SQMS

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In stores

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An SQMS, or SQ for short, is a NCO (non commissioned officer) in the cadet program. Their main responsibility is the management of supply. Supply, also known as stores, is the location of all issuable equipment and consumables for a squadron. Since the SQ is responsible for stores they consider it their kingdom and all who work in it their subjects. If you are ever lucky enough to venture into stores you will be able to immediately identify the SQ as they will be the one giving all the orders or relaxing in the most comfortable chair in the building.

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If you ever believe you have spotted an SQ out of stores, which is unlikely, there will be three key visible signs that they are a genuine SQ. The first is that they will have the best fitting uniform. Since their appointment gives them access to all the unissued uniforms they have their pick at all the best fitting and least worn in tunics, pants, and boots. The second visible sign is that they will have a copious amount of note pads and pens. This is due to the majority of their job being dedicated to paper work and reports. The final and third visible sign of an SQ is their sleeves. It doesn’t matter how cold it is, how much rain is pouring, or even if there is a blizzard, an SQs sleeves will alway be rolled up. Scientists are still trying to determine the cause of this however they theorize that it has something to do with their macho attitude.

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In The Field

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If you ever believe you have spotted an SQ out of stores, which is unlikely, there will be three key visible signs that they are a genuine SQ. The first is that they will have the best fitting uniform. Since their appointment gives them access to all the unissued uniforms they have their pick at all the best fitting and least worn in tunics, pants, and boots. The second visible sign is that they will have a copious amount of note pads and pens. This is due to the majority of their job being dedicated to paper work and reports. The final and third visible sign of an SQ is their sleeves. It doesn’t matter how cold it is, how much rain is pouring, or even if there is a blizzard, an SQs sleeves will alway be rolled up. Scientists are still trying to determine the cause of this however they theorize that it has something to do with their macho attitude.

(Above: A Rare Photo Of An SQMS)

Though the SQMS seems cool and exiting they can be dangerous and should not be approached unless it is absolutely necessary. If you ever need to approach an SQ then it should be done with the utmost caution. Generally, the SQ won’t show aggression to NCOs and other SQs however even these individuals should be cautious when interacting with an SQ. Remember to always follow the proper protocol when dealing with an SQ.

Coexistence Between The SQMS And The Troops

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Introduction

Though the SQMS seems cool and exiting they can be dangerous and should not be approached unless it is absolutely necessary. If you ever need to approach an SQ then it should be done with the utmost caution. Generally, the SQ won’t show aggression to NCOs and other SQs however even these individuals should be cautious when interacting with an SQ. Remember to always follow the proper protocol when dealing with an SQ.

Protocol

If you ever find yourself in a position where you need to approach an SQ remember to follow the proper procedures and protocol.

Step One

Make sure you are, or are accompanied by, an NCO. One of the biggest pet peeves of an SQ is having low ranking cadets requesting equipment without being accompanied by an NCO.

Be courteous. Don’t demand anything. Be respectful and polite when requesting equipment. If you need more then just a few items be sure to request them ahead of time so the SQ can have time to gather your equipment

Step Two

Don’t infringe upon their territory. SQs are very territorial. They don’t take kindly to anyone walking into their stores without an invitation. The best proceedings to follow would be to wait outside of their stores in a line until called upon to enter.

This guide is in no way affiliated or endorsed by Cadets Canada or any branch of the Canadian government. It is not intended to be taken as literal or fact. This guide is a work of fiction and is inaccurate information and was created and intended as a joke. This guide was in no way intend to hurt, insult, offend, or belittle any groups, individuals, or parties.

Step Three

Be courteous. Don’t demand anything. Be respectful and polite when requesting equipment. If you need more then just a few items be sure to request them ahead of time so the SQ can have time to gather your equipment

Conclusion

Much is still unknown about the SQMS however I hope that this guide has taught you both how to identify an SQ as well as how to coexist with them.

This guide is in no way affiliated or endorsed by Cadets Canada or any branch of the Canadian government. It is not intended to be taken as literal or fact. This guide is a work of fiction and is inaccurate information and was created and intended as a joke. This guide was in no way intend to hurt, insult, offend, or belittle any groups, individuals, or parties.