The (Not So Funny) Joke Book

The

(Not so funny)

Joke

Book

By: Mia Anderton

Jesus said, "come forth to receive eternal life."

But John came fifth and all he got was a toaster...

Why don't we see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they're so good at it!

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they would be bagels!

What did the drummer name her twin daughters?

Anna 1, Anna 2

Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot