This book is really a book with a joke for every day.I'm planning to make a whole entire collection.My goal is to make 365 jokes in my collection.

Everyday Jokes #1

a peanut pooped peanut butter on your head!!!

Knock, knock.<br/>Who's there?<br/>A peanut.<br/>A peanut who?

The peanut's pooping peanut butter on your head!!!

Very funny!?!?!?<br />Hahahahahahahahahaaaaaa!!!!!!

What do you get when you score 2  2  pointers in basketball?

Théo Reis Auduc is a nice boy who is 9 years old .He's in second grade even though he's smarter than a 5th grader.

What has "T" inside it and has a "T" in it?

What would you do if you fell into the toilet?

What is the deadliest thing in the universe?

What's yellow and never stops saying boo?

What's your name? What's the color of the sky? What's the opposite of down?

Your blowing up and you don't even care!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!

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By: Théo Reis Auduc and Marta Reis De Oliviera Auduc

What do you call the act of sleeping inside a house or a building? 

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