Zayda's Response to The Best Christmas Pageant Ever

people perform christmas pageants t0 show how, when, and why Jesus was born.

After reading chapter 1 i think that they will bring their cat and let it attack every0ne in the crowd. I also think they will light something on fire because in chapter 1 they lite up a tool shed.  

so far we learned that there is this family named the Herdamans and they are very bad, for instance they light things on fire. we also know that they are in the christmas pageant so everyone thinks they will ruin it but instead of ruining it they question it. when it becomes time to perform the christmas pageant everyone thinks that the herdmans will fail terribly but they end up doing I good job and everyone is amazed.

he is a jerk face, hey i wonder how he died. let's go to the library to find out. i hope someone shot him in the face or he got ran over by a car.

ollie, is it just me or is herod a jerk face?

Self righteousness

"I know what the angel said"

"I don't think it's nice to say Mary was pregnant"

"They don't even know what a bible is. Look at what Gladys did to that bible last week"

Sometimes people are just very self-centered and care about their personal image they always want to be right.

the herdmans were very very bad 
and they thought they were rad
until they blew the shed
and then they ate wheat bread
and all the others got very mad
 

"I know what the angel said"

eww, Imogene 

Effects on others
makes the narrator kinda dislike Alice

Action
nudges narrator 

looks
dirty

boo herod 

"I would have told them"

actions
hits people

effects on others
makes everyone understand Christmas more  

Imogene isn't so bad

"the herdmans were the most worst kids in the whole in history in the world"

actions
gets in the cars

effects on others
makes her brother belive that telling the herdmans to come was a ok idea