Zayda's Response to The Best Christmas Pageant Ever

people perform christmas pageants t0 show how, when, and why Jesus was born.

After reading chapter 1 i think that they will bring their cat and let it attack every0ne in the crowd. I also think they will light something on fire because in chapter 1 they lite up a tool shed.  

so far we learned that there is this family named the Herdamans and they are very bad, for instance they light things on fire. we also know that they are in the christmas pageant so everyone thinks they will ruin it but instead of ruining it they question it. when it becomes time to perform the christmas pageant everyone thinks that the herdmans will fail terribly but they end up doing I good job and everyone is amazed.

he is a jerk face, hey i wonder how he died. let's go to the library to find out. i hope someone shot him in the face or he got ran over by a car.

ollie, is it just me or is herod a jerk face?

Self righteousness

"I know what the angel said"

"I don't think it's nice to say Mary was pregnant"

"They don't even know what a bible is. Look at what Gladys did to that bible last week"

Sometimes people are just very self-centered and care about their personal image they always want to be right.