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by Julian Pierce
Pages 2 and 3 of 9
Once upon a time there was a boy named Jonathan who went shopping.
He lived on a farm so he went to get sunflower seeds for his farm.
He went to get sunflowers but after months they did not ever grow until one morning he woke up and the sunflowers were massive.
One day most of Jonathan's crops died and one of the flowers exploded and an Joe Biden came out and started destroying the nearby town.
The only way to defeat Joe Biden was a sacrifice.
He was going to sacrifice himself.
To do that he had to jump in the sunflower and destroy the generator that was powering Joe Bidens weapons.
So he jumps in with an axe and lands on the top of the ship and breaks in, finds the generator and destroys it.