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Don't Read This Book

by Kodie Hind

Pages 2 and 3 of 21

Just a piece of paper, nothing else, so there's absolutely nothing to read.
Just make sure not to face this book again..
Do not turn..
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Are you kidding me, I just asked you not to go to next page! Well welcome to page 1 of nothing! So now you can leave that I have showed you there's absolutely nothing here. I am being serious, just don't turn page.

I mean it!
Why did you just turn this page, ugh why are you so annoying! You can't even keep off your focus in this book, its like your interested in nothing! And I mean nothing! 3 . 2 . 1 Nothing happened, see that? Its called proof, now leave! Don't read this again..
Do not turn this page, or else a demon will come out!
Why did you just turn this page, ugh why are you so annoying! You can't even keep off your focus in this book, its like your interested in nothing! And I mean nothing! 3 . 2 . 1 Nothing happened, see that? Its called proof, now leave! Don't read this again..
Do not turn this page, or else a demon will come out!
How did you not fall for that?! Well I suppose, there is something I should call you "logophile" Which means that you love reading books, THAT HAS NOTHING IN IT! Honestly god, looks like I have a name for you... Reader..
Well this book is not personal, and not even needed to be read, so I suggest I will tell you once more time, 2 opportunity's! You either come to the next page with "no one", which you should not do, or just go away, shut this book, and never speak of this again! I MEAN IT!
You better not choose the first opportunity, don't do it..
You better not choose the first opportunity, don't do it..
Dang, you really did just come with me! How annoying you are... just.. a delightful.. PAIN. In the heading! What do you want from me? A story, which we don't want you to choose, I guess you just want a story..
So, I guess I should start with, Once Upon a time, there was a little fairy, dang I can't be that cringe..
Sorry my reader, I'm not good at reading or making books.. such as.. books.
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