Dear diary, This morning I woke up feeling great. I drank a cup of my favorite tea, Earl Grey and a bowl of cereal. At eleven o’clock I had an interview. I went outside to walk a little bit and see my wonderful yard with my precious doggies, Willow and Holly. Today was a little cloudy, but it’s usual in the United Kingdom, and even though we're in winter the temperature it’s pretty fine. In the afternoon, at 4 o’clock, it’s tea time! I love shearing tea and eating some cookies and biscuits with my family. This is what I did today, see you!
This are my little doggies!!!
18th of April 2022
Dear Diary, I am so tired of pretending to be a human, today, when I was eating my mouse blood semanal drink for breakfast, my little grandson, Harry, came to me to film a “story for Instagram” and I couldn’t reaccionate, that's the reason why a photo of me drinking a “rooibos tea” is in whole the social media. Harry is like a frustrated influencer, I don’t know how is gonna use that to win money for his own family, because it's obvious that he is not going to continue here, with the royalties.
When he finished telling me how Instagram works, I went to my room to planificate how this year I’m gonna do the reptilian ascension. I know that you’re just a diary so you don't know what a reptilian ascension is, so I’m gonna explain it. A reptilian ascension is when a member of a reptilian society is older than 93 so it is necessary to fake your death and escape to the jungle to be another animal there. Is not so easy because I’m the UK queen and I need to prepare something credible. When I finished the preparation I went to sleep directly because a clone of myself was in the dining room eating for me.
Well, that's all for today, see you tomorrow dear diary!
3th of September 2022
Dear diary, Today everything was so crazy, to start, I needed to leave the royal castle because it’s supposed that I’m in bad health this week and I’m sick. It's not real, I'm leaving the royal castle to go to the reptilian jungle to ascend. I'm so excited because this is the most important moment in my life, I’m gonna pass to an animal life.
I arrived at the secret airport and I got on an airplane with a destination to Brazil, to the Amazonas. I’m gonna do the ritual there.
Wish me luck Diary, this is the last day that I’m gonna be in human society.
September 8th, 2022
Dear diary, This morning I woke up feeling awful. My whole body hurts and I’m cold. My secretary brought me my favorite tea, but I didn’t feel the “It’s all I need in my life”, I felt empty. He made me sign something because all of them think I’m going to die, but I’m not. I’m going to live until I’m 100 years, at least. Well, I was wrong, I died at seven thirty. Well I think I had a good and looong life, so I’m proud. That’s it, see you never.