Book Creator


by Alex Murphy


Elon's Unfortunate Day
Elon found a rocket and left for the moon.
He crashed it into a meteor.
He got out and saw an alien woman named Amber Heard. 
They got a little frisky.
Since he wasn’t wearing his space armor and was unprotected he developed warts on his penis.
Elon go backs to Earth.
Days later he went to the doctor to get the warts checked out
The doctor says you have genital herpes and you need to take Lysine to slow the spread of the warts.
Lysine takes arginine out of your system. That is one of the proteins that herpes needs to grow and multiple.