Our twisted fairy tales 6e SI

Twisted fairy tale
Camille and Maelle and Kaliana

the little blue riding hood

Once upon a time there was a little girl who was called the little Blue riding hood. She was called this way because she always carried her blue hood around. Her mom said she had to carry her basket filled with biscuits, milk, tapioca pudding and some orange juice, to her grandmother. Her mom told her to be careful in the woods, because we never know what we can find in the forest, these days. She stepped outside the door and went to the forest. A fox was hiding behind a tree, he caught a glimpse of the girl and thought :
hahaha here is this girl, I’m going to kidnap HER BAHAHAHA.
so he went up to talk to the girl and said:

- Hello little girl, what is your name?
-My name is Layla, I'm going to my grandmother’s house, to bring her a basket full of food.
- Can I come with you ?
-Of course ! let's go together !
As they went deeper in the forest, it was pretty dark and scary, there were noises everywhere. The fox thought this was the perfect moment so he took his brown big bag. Quickly, he put the bag on her head, took her off the ground and carried her across the giant trees, then started to carry her somewhere else in the forest.
Not so far away from there, there was a little cottage where the grandmother was waiting. Layla's mother already told her by phone that her daughter was coming to visit her and bring her some food. After waiting for two hours, she started to worry, so she got out of the bed and she took her cane along. So she went outside and went looking for Layla.

They had been walking together for half an hour :
The fox was confident about his catch, but he didn’t know that the girl had a pocket and that in the pocket were some scissors. So she cut the potato bag ang got out. That surprised A LOT Mr Fox, the girl took advantage of this surprising moment: she tackled him on the ground and that hurt the fox pretty BADLY. Therefore, she reached a baseball-bat out of her pocket (YES there was a baseball bat in her pocket) and she started to beat the fox:
WHAT DO YOU WANT! ARE YOU-
Suddenly, the fox ripped off his costume, and so on we could see his real face: he was the HUNTER.
-Please little girl, I didn’t mean to- I mean- Please I don’t wanna die, beaten by a little 9 year old girl! I still have plenty of things to do, like feeding my dog in “adopt me” and kill that sheep that is eating my garden grass on minecraft and bully little kids on roblox and- -I’M NOT EVEN 9 YEARS OLD, YOU IDIOT, I’M GONNA BE 13 IN JUNE, IDIOT WEIRDO FREAK!!!🚮
And then, she started to beat him even harder.

THEN, the grandmother arrived, she stopped the fight and made everyone explain to each other.
Apparently, the fox was the hunter, and the hunter wanted to kidnap the girl and get money because he spent all of his money on ROBUX. The grandmother called the cops. After the cops arrived and arrested the hunter aka the fox, the grandmother and the 13 year-old had a picnic with all the food and the little basket. And they lived not so happily ever after because of the corona of course!
The end

The nasty little pigs

Since a big bad wolf had destroyed their house,two little pigs were very angry. They only thought of revenge after having been burnt with boiling water. To this day the wolf never approached the two pigs. The wolf stayed day after day in his stone house. One day, one pig arrived at the wolf’s house. “I will destroy your house,” said the furious pig. The house hardly trembled. The second pig arrived with dynamite. “I will blow up your house”. The wolf panicked so they called his friend the wizard. The wizard arrived with his magic wand. The wolf said to the wizard “help me please !!” The little pigs have become very unkind. “I'm so scared !!” “Don’t worry, I have a solution the wizard answered.” He used his magic wand on the two wicked pig tails and they became nice little pigs. The wolf thanked his friend. The wolf and the little pigs made peace and it was the beginning of a long friendship.
The end

By Cyanne and Maelle mirana

The Little Blue Riding Hood

Once upon a time, lived a girl named Blue. Her nickname was Little Blue Riding Hood because she always wore a blue cape.
One day, her mother asked her to bring a basket of food with a small jar of butter and some honey in it to her grandma.
She went into the forest and met a big wolf and three little pigs. They all seemed really dangerous so she didn’t want to get close to them and went on her way.

Suddenly, the bad wolf asked to the little girl:
“Where are you going Little Blue Riding Hood ?”
Little Blue Riding Hood was so afraid that she didn’t answer and started to run.

The three little pigs chased her along the huge forest with the big bad wolf. They had tasers in their hands. After several minutes , they finally arrived at Blue’s grandmother’s house.
However, there was something that they didn’t know, it was that Blue’s grandma was a police officer.
At the moment they got to the door, Little Blue Riding Hood screamed so loud that the big bad wolf and his friends the three little pigs ran away and never came back.
The poor little child arrived safely at her grandmother's house, they ate the butter with some toast.

The end.

A twisted fairy tale written by Laure-Anne.R

Fairy tale hurly burly

By Elodie, Kenza, and Nasya

Once upon a time… well, we don't know anymore! For a while, zverything has been going wrong in tales, everyone complains about themselves or their story! We will explain to you, everyone does it their own way, starting with Little red riding hood. She’s tired of her life, she can’t bear to be saved all the time and the stories end well. One day she decided to go to the king of tales to change everything.

So she went on this long journey bringing chips and sodas for a change. Not very Red Riding Hood-like! Usually she would have taken a cake and a jar of jam.
After a while, she crossed paths with the Wolf and explained her problem. The wolf nodded and explained that he too had a problem: he wanted to eat good meat and not humans full of big mac or the taste of KFC Nuggets. The little red riding hood therefore offered him to go with her to see the king of tales, of course the wolf accepted and so they both left.

They then met the Hunter,
“Where are you two going?” asked the hunter.
“We are going to see the King of Tales!” replied the two in chorus. “But why ? »
“Because we are fed up with our tales”, said the Wolf.
“Yes, why does Sleeping Beauty have a magical kiss ? And why does Cinderella have a great dress? I find myself with a weird red cape as old as my grandmother and a wolf for only princes. So, frankly, it’s no wonder we’re complaining!” concluded Little Red Riding Hood.
The hunter, surprised by this sudden rebellion, pondered for a few moments.
He was also tired of his tale, he was supposed to be a hunter, not a surgeon. Moreover he had appeared only much later so that the children did not end up in tears at the end of the tale.
- I ‘ll come with you! the hunter finally declared.
The other two nodded and left, like the three carabiners.
They walked, about a hundred meters before falling on a huge bean.
Yes, a huge bean. You may know what that means—
The little red riding hood sighed,
How many more stories are we gonna run into at last!? Anyway Jack!? Hey, Jack? Can you please get your bean out of the way? You see, some people have important things to do, so get that out of my way.
A small head appeared behind the enormous bean