funny jokes fornite

Parchment

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.”

Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.

Bolt black

If you want to be sure that you never forget your wife’s birthday, just try forgetting it once.

A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?” “Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are.

Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank? They just wash up on shore.

“My advice to you is to get married: If you find a good wife you’ll be happy; if not, you’ll become a philosopher.

Never criticize your spouse’s faults; if it weren’t for them, your mate might have found someone better than you.”

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