Eye Spy
The parasitic peril
All About Me
(The author)
Hello!
I really want to be a spy when I grow up, but realising the chances of that are very low, I decided to write about them instead. I can play the flute, I love guinea pigs (I have a guinea pig called Pickle) and I really like fish and chips.
As you can see, I am a big fan of colourful things like purple and yellow, and I really like making up stories and drawing pictures. I have had a go at making other books since I was 4 or 5, but I never quite finished all of them!
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1: My shoes
Sophie was cycling on her bike down macaroni street, pedalling as fast as she could to meet her friends at Pete's cafe. Obviously, it was run by a jolly man called Pete and his cafe was an absolute blob of success. Not literally, otherwise it would be very Squidgy but it Did provide squidgy Sundaes. It made everybody say "yum!"
Sophie was cycling on her bike down macaroni street, pedalling as fast as she could to meet her friends at Pete's cafe. Obviously, it was run by a jolly man called Pete and his cafe was an absolute blob of success. Not literally, otherwise it would be very Squidgy but it Did provide squidgy Sundaes. It made everybody say "yum!"
Anyway, when Sophie arrived she met her friends Holly, Josh and Cassidy.
"Hello Sophie," Cassidy whispered.
"Why are you whispering," asked Sophie.
"Because I am."
"So?"
They all ordered a sticky gooey sundae with marshmallows, strawberries and bits of toffee balanced carefully on top.
"Hello Sophie," Cassidy whispered.
"Why are you whispering," asked Sophie.
"Because I am."
"So?"
They all ordered a sticky gooey sundae with marshmallows, strawberries and bits of toffee balanced carefully on top.
Anyway, when Sophie arrived she met her friends Holly, Josh and Cassidy.
"Hello Sophie," Cassidy whispered.
"Why are you whispering," asked Sophie.
"Because I am."
"So?"
They all ordered a sticky gooey sundae with marshmallows, strawberries and bits of toffee balanced carefully on top.
"Hello Sophie," Cassidy whispered.
"Why are you whispering," asked Sophie.
"Because I am."
"So?"
They all ordered a sticky gooey sundae with marshmallows, strawberries and bits of toffee balanced carefully on top.
After being filled up with pudding, Sophie headed off home. When she got there, she found her Mum talking on the phone having a rather odd Conversation.
"Yes Cheryl, that is very funny, ha ha ha. What? Oh yes, my shoes, ha ha ha. How exquisite a new pair of shoes to my gallery? ha ha ha." Yes, this may appear a strange thing but it's daily life for Sophie.
So, advice: Get used to it quick.
"Yes Cheryl, that is very funny, ha ha ha. What? Oh yes, my shoes, ha ha ha. How exquisite a new pair of shoes to my gallery? ha ha ha." Yes, this may appear a strange thing but it's daily life for Sophie.
So, advice: Get used to it quick.
Lola ( Sophie's mum ) finished her call and placed the phone back where it belonged.
"Ok, honey, I have some horrifying news, bad news, good news and amazing news,"
Sophie dreaded to think what that might be but she listened anyway.
"Horrifying news - The old man that I met at the supermarket who apparently lives across the road spat on my suede boots which are brand new. Bad news - I ordered the pink pumps but got
the peach ones instead. Good news - no good news to brief about that yawn of a shoe shop with no passion for fashion. Amazing news - we have a rare chance to visit your Aunt Sue's cheese factory! Yes!"
She said this all without taking a proper breath and as a result looked like she was about to suffocate.
"Oh my darling, I must take a rest."
"Ok, honey, I have some horrifying news, bad news, good news and amazing news,"
Sophie dreaded to think what that might be but she listened anyway.
"Horrifying news - The old man that I met at the supermarket who apparently lives across the road spat on my suede boots which are brand new. Bad news - I ordered the pink pumps but got
the peach ones instead. Good news - no good news to brief about that yawn of a shoe shop with no passion for fashion. Amazing news - we have a rare chance to visit your Aunt Sue's cheese factory! Yes!"
She said this all without taking a proper breath and as a result looked like she was about to suffocate.
"Oh my darling, I must take a rest."
Lola used to be a fashion model in China because she was tall and stylish and completely Glorious. She was obsessed with her fame and always managed to slip the word 'shoe' in any conversation.
2: Sophie and the white board
The day before the cheese factory visit arrived and Sophie woke up early on the Saturday morning to her Guinea pig, scratching on the side of the cage. He was probably hungry.
" Ok, Ok, hold on," Sophie said, half awake. She passed a stick of celery to Nuts, her Guinea pig.
He totally suited the name. But suddenly, her watch beeped. That only meant one thing. She needed to go to HQ, and fast. She put on her ballerina tutu because it was the only black thing she could find and black was the uniform - HQ was very strict.
The day before the cheese factory visit arrived and Sophie woke up early on the Saturday morning to her Guinea pig, scratching on the side of the cage. He was probably hungry.
" Ok, Ok, hold on," Sophie said, half awake. She passed a stick of celery to Nuts, her Guinea pig.
He totally suited the name. But suddenly, her watch beeped. That only meant one thing. She needed to go to HQ, and fast. She put on her ballerina tutu because it was the only black thing she could find and black was the uniform - HQ was very strict.