Moo (by Roger Hargreaves)

by Nikki Heyman


Moo was a cow.
She lived in a house in Timbuctoo.
Moo had a problem.
Nobody told her what cows eat.
Now, you know that cows eat grass.
And I know that cows eat grass.
Everybody knows, except Moo.
One morning, Moo was eating breakfast.
Moo was eating cereal.
She did not like cereal, but because she didn't know what cows eat, she had cereal for breakfast every morning.