So You Want to be a Jedi?

Stark Library 2

We got to get this bucket of bolts back together.

The Millennium Falcon is being chased by some Tie-Fighters so Han tries to activate the hyperdrive but it won’t work so they land in an asteroid. Han and Chewie go out to do repairs but there are mynocks so Han shoots one then Chewie tries but misses and the whole asteroid lurches. Han shoots the ground and the astroid lurches again so Han runs back into the Falcon to escape. The “asteroid” isn’t an asteroid! It is a creature so the whole crew gets in the Falcon and leaves and heads for Bespin which his friend Lando owns it.

Luke is told to go into a cave that is strong with the dark side of the force. Yoda tells Luke to not take any weapons, but Luke takes his lightsaber with him. Luke goes into the cave it is dark and smells musty and he meets Darth Vader. Luke cuts Vader’s head off but the helmet cracks open and Luke’s face is inside.

Luke is hanging from a metal vane looking down below him at the flaming hot  planet, Bespin. Then, the Millennium Falcon zooms over and saves Luke. Luke feels someone who is strong with the force so Luke looks over and sees Leia. Luke is brought back to a rebel star cruiser and put in a medical bed. 

Luke lands on a strange emerald green planet called Dagobah in search for a Jedi Master named Yoda. His ship loses control and crashes into the swamp. Then he meets a strange creature named Yoda, but Yoda won’t tell Luke his name because Luke needs to be patient. So Yoda makes Luke eat some soup and listen to a story and finally Yoda tells Luke his name.

Han, Chewie, C-3PO, and Leia land on one of Lando’s landing platforms for repairs so he lands and Lando comes out to welcome them but after a while things start to get suspicious because C-3PO got blasted to pieces.

I’ve finished my circle, I don’t pick up any life readings.

There isn’t enough life on this ice cube to fill a refrigerator.

A meteorite just crashed and Luke is talking with Han through a walkie-talkie, then gets hit by a wampa. Luke is hanging from the ceiling watching the wampa eat his tauntaun. Luke uses the force to grab his lightsaber that is stuck into a piece of ice and cuts the wampa’s arm off then melts the ice off his feet with the lightsaber and escapes.

Listen. I need you to keep your head. Don’t get killed

Vader is testing the carbon freeze chamber on Han because he wants Luke to fall in and get frozen. Chewie is swinging his huge arms knocking out two stormtroopers while a third aims his E-11 at Chewie’s chest. Han tells him to not get killed and to protect Leia. Leia feels sick, watching Han get frozen in carbonite.

Han is led to a dining room with Chewie, C-3PO, and Leia but when the door slides open Darth Vader is sitting in one of the chairs with a bounty hunter, Boba Fett. So Han shoots Vader with his trusty DL-44 but Vader stops the laser with the force and disarms Han’s blaster.

That vine is strong enough to support my weight

Luke is carrying Yoda on his back while sprinting through the woods while using the force to feel difference in objects without actually feeling them. Luke starts to get sore and tired, but he feels that his body is telling him that he is working to his potential.

The rebels are fighting the imperials on Hoth. Luke and Dak are in the same snowspeeder fighting the AT-AT’s, but the rebel’s guns won’t pierce the AT-AT’s armor so they are launching tow cables and wrapping the AT-AT’s legs and tripping them. When it’s Luke and Dak’s turn Dak is yelling, “Luke!” because his controls are on fire but Luke ignores it. Then he asks, “Ready, Dak?” but there is no response. Dak’s dead.

Yeah, you’re a real hero businessman.<br />

I’ve done all I can, I’m sorry. I’ve got my own problems.

Han, Chewie, C-3PO, and Leia are brought to a jail cell and put inside and Han is tortured by Boba Fett. Lando talks to Vader about the deal they made that Han won’t be hurt. Han is let back into the jail cell, then Lando comes to say “Hi,” but Han hooks him in the jaw and then they both fall over, Han on top of Lando. Lando hits Han’s mouth with his elbow, then C-3PO cries, “Oh, stop that! You won’t solve anything that way!” Han is about half dead.

A long time ago<br/>in a galaxy far, far away....

Luke battled with Darth Vader but ended up hanging from a power generator and gets his hand chopped off. Vader tells Luke he is Luke’s father but Luke yells, “No!” Vader says, “Search your feelings, you know it to be true,” but Luke cannot sense with the force because he is in panic and he is screaming. Vader reaches out his hand, “It is your destiny. Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy—as father and son.” Luke feels peace in his heart, then lets go and falls into the abyss.<br/>

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