When I'm 100 years old...

By Brendan

Hey, do you want to hear about my life at 100 years old? My family is athletic. We all love sports, and our favorite is football. We watch every Super Bowl together. I have ten kids. My first kid is Tim. He is 55. Drew is 52, and he has a twin named Paul. Next is Abigail. She is 33. Then I have another set of twins both named Chris. Then we had triplets: two are named Isabella and the other one is Grace. The last one is Matt. I have two golden labs and a wife that is dead. Since I am 100, I’m glad I have a robot that does everything for us. I live in LA, California in a mansion that is as big as half the Earth. My health is still good because I walk and even sometimes run. I spend my days walking and seeing friends. I take trips on airplanes because I like to fly. I have dark hair and am 6 foot 3. I am good at gaming, and beat all my grandchildren.

I adopted seven kids- Carlie, Sofie, Katie, Leah, Claire, Billy, and Charlie- and three pets - a baby porcupine, a gerbil, and a hamster. I live in Florida in a water park on Lazy River Lane Lane so I can relax and have fun with my grandchildren. My health is terrific. I have no meds and I don't need a wheelchair. I'm fine! I spend my days having fun with my grandkids and relaxing and knitting.I look young and beautiful -no wrinkles no white hair, just blonde hair! I love music and my pets. I have an invisible flying car. I have a robot who cleans my house and I'm RICH!

By Gianna

Let me tell y’all youngsters the story of my life to this day. I am one hundred, and my parents and sister are still alive. I have two twin daughters named Sarah and Luna. They are 75. They both have two children. One of those children has three daughters, another has four, the third one has one, and the last one has one for a total of nine grandchildren. My grandchildren have children of their own. I have 23 great grandchildren. Yes, I memorized their names, took a lot of time though. I moved from Walpole to a cozy home in Beverly Hills. It is 3,687 square feet. It has a mini pool with a hot tub only for me! Even though I am one hundred I want to stay fit and skinny, so everyday I eat a healthy lunch with some fruits. For breakfast and dinner I can eat anything! For snacks in the evening I eat vegetables like carrots and cucumber. My health is good but I usually (always) watch tv, but I also exercise a lot. I watch this girl named Denise Austin, she’s a fitness trainer. I always do her exercises on tv! Since I am old I spend my days freely! I take a lot of naps, and when I’m done napping I play board games like Jenga or video games. My favorite video game is Roblox, I’ve spent a lot of money on it! Don’t want to lose the young kid in me! Sometimes I make cookies and visit my grandchildren. Yeah I visit my children and great grandchildren. But my grandchildren are my favorite when I’m one hundred. Now I have light brown skin and white hair with small glasses.
Let me tell y’all some details about my life. I used to date a guy named Jim, but we broke up. I started to date a guy named Kyle. We got married at age 21. I used to work for a nail salon, now I own a company called The Future! I’m famous for it. We sell upgraded TV’s and phones. I earn billions of dollars every second. My husband, Kyle, always works. He works at You Pay We Spray Tanning Salon! I only see him for three hours each day so I started to feel a little sad and lonely. I moved to Portugal to be neighbors with Leah Noar Alves. We both work on a farm. Kyle’s fine with it. It’s great to be away from pollution! Yes, I gave my company to Kyle. I still own all the money though. That helps Leah and me. Sometimes I take a break and visit Beverly Hills with Leah. (My grandchildren love her!) Lola moved to Portugal with me, now she is my neighbor! I love being neighbors with Lola and Leah! We three sometimes go to the mall in Beverly Hills on Sundays! We also get ice cream sundaes. We celebrate our birthdays by going on vacations! Everyday we take turns harvesting plants from each of our gardens.
Now it’s your turn to think about when you’re 100! Now… SCRAM!!!!!!!!
Leave please,
Roma

Get out of my yard, kids!

Oh, hi there, I didn't see you.
I’m 100 years old and I have a daughter named Kate, a son named Morgan, a husband named Tom, three grandbabies, and a strong hound dog named Daisy. I live in Texas with my husband in a mansion with five floors. My health is good but I need four pills after each meal to keep me going. I’m usually busy because I am on TV but when I do have time I spend it with my grandbabies. I love to eat tacos and I live near my forever best friend, Sophie! I also have three friends in Portugal - Roma, Leah, and Lola. I visit them a lot.

If you kids are still on my lawn I'm going to let the hound out!

By Charlotte

Louie

Hey, Jeffrey, cut my lawn! Jeffrey is my robot who does anything I want. I am 100 years old living with my three kids named Paul, Jourge, and Conor and my wife. We live in Hollywood in a mansion and I am a youtuber! Our kids are in college. I am in good condition. I am still walking, but slowly. I spend most of my time with my family and sometimes grandkids. I have hazel eyes and almost no wrinkles, a white mustache and beard and hair. I am a 100 year old WWE wrestler and I have eight belts. To get to wrestling I drive my dark blue lamborghini with fire on it.

Hi there. I am 100 years old. I have five grandchildren and two granddaughters named Grace and Lily. Grace is 10 and Lily is 7. I have two grandsons named Jack and Tommy. Tommy is the youngest,4, and Jack is 6. I have a husband who went to Disneyland 50,000 times, and a dog named Emma. I live in a small house in Walpole, Massachusetts. I am very healthy because I only make sugar cookies for my kids and my five grandchildren. I spend my days cooking and loving my family. I look like a wrinkly Grandma and I have brown wavy hair. I exercise at the gym every Monday, Friday, and Saturday. I like to spend time with family and friends. One of my friends is Grace. She is my Facebook friend because she lives in Washington, D.C now. She is a grandma, too. I wear colorful clothing, necklaces and makeup. I like to ride around in my grandma JEEP, a super fast car that can go 50,000 miles per hour! I am a happy old grandma and I have an awesome life. Kids, get off my lawn! Silly kids!
Some people think I am famous, but I am not. I am the tallest person on earth and, bear with me this time, when I crawl I can't get back up. HAHAHAHAHAHA I crack myself up!

Katie

Jackie

I’m 100, and oh my, that is a big number! I have a family: three boys, one girly girl, and a husband. My husband’s name is Willam and he is 27. My three boys' names are Willam Jr., Robert, and John. I call the twins Willam and Robert Billy Bob. My girl’s name is Jackie, which is the most popular name on Earth. I am the richest person on Earth with seven grandkids. I have a mansion in Dublin Ireland, King John's Castle in Limerick, plus an apartment at 199 Commonwealth Avenue in Boston with storage space for the biggest mansion on Earth. My health is great! I do not need glasses or hearing aids or a wheelchair or walker. Each day I wake up, lift a 70lb weight twice , take my prescription pills and use eye drops because I get lots of dry eyes. I put on a nice outfit and drive to get a nice lunch. Then I watch some random TV show before karate and listen to some of the best rock and roll music there ever has been. Before bed I go for a ride with my robot in my flying car and watch another TV show. I am wrinkly but very strong. Do you know I'm the strongest 100 year old ever to live? Also, I'm the most talented person on Earth and have the biggest household on the whole entire planet. Thank you for listening to my When I am 100 podcast hosted at my house, or I should say mansion!