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Most dogs just sit around all day and do nothing, but I’m not like most dogs. I’m a superhero dog. How I became a super dog is a very strange story. I was just taking my human for a walk when out of no where, a radioactive man bit me. Now I can fly! I can also talk to people, but that really freaks them out, so I usually don’t. Anyway, now I help other dogs who need me to save them.
Today, I was just sitting around and doing nothing (I know I said I didn’t do that, so just ignore this) when I heard a dog yell “HELP ME SUPER DOG!”
I put on my cape and ran as fast as I could to the house next door, where the dog was yelling.
“How can I help you?” I asked, trying to sound dramatic but probably failing.
The dog pointed to her collar and I realized what was wrong. In large, blue writing was the word “Poop.”
“My human let his son name me.” The dog explained. “That was clearly not a good plan.”
“Wait right here.” I told her, hoping I sounded more dramatic this time.
I ran to the pet store, grabbed a collar from a display case and ran back to the dog. “Here,” I said, handing her the collar.
She read the name on it. “Your dogs name here.” She breathed “how exotic!”
“Thank you super dog, you saved the day!”
Today, I was just sitting around and doing nothing (I know I said I didn’t do that, so just ignore this) when I heard a dog yell “HELP ME SUPER DOG!”
I put on my cape and ran as fast as I could to the house next door, where the dog was yelling.
“How can I help you?” I asked, trying to sound dramatic but probably failing.
The dog pointed to her collar and I realized what was wrong. In large, blue writing was the word “Poop.”
“My human let his son name me.” The dog explained. “That was clearly not a good plan.”
“Wait right here.” I told her, hoping I sounded more dramatic this time.
I ran to the pet store, grabbed a collar from a display case and ran back to the dog. “Here,” I said, handing her the collar.
She read the name on it. “Your dogs name here.” She breathed “how exotic!”
“Thank you super dog, you saved the day!”
