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Rock Paper ScissorsLoading...
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by MacGregor HallLoading...
"Oh my gosh, how did it happen again?!" George exclaimed in a surprised and confused manner. "I don't know!" Bob returned, equally confused and surprised. The duo of two boys had been playing Rock Paper Scissors for a long time. They could have been playing for ten minutes, twenty minutes, thirty minutes, forty minutes, fifty minutes, an hour, or maybe even two hours. Whichever long amount of time was accurate in explaining how long they'd been playing doesn't matter, because it felt like they'd been playing for a long time. For whatever reason, whenever the two boys finally revealed which of the three options they had selected, the selected options in which they revealed matched that of the other. When George had chosen rock, Bob had also chosen rock; when George had chosen paper, Bob had also chosen paper; and when George had chosen scissors, Bob had also chosen scissors.
It almost seemed like they were reading each other's minds. It was very strange indeed; almost seemed like this wasn't something that could happen in real life. A look of confusion, puzzlement, skepticism, perplexity, stupefaction, bewilderment, and disorientation erupted slowly over the face of Bob. "Is this even real?" the pale and ghostly figure uttered despairingly to the other character who was also experiencing an existential crisis. At this point in the story, the writer decided to cause the now knowingly non-existent characters distress by summoning the evil witch Chloe, also known as Evelyn, also known as Chloe Shirley, also known as Evelyn Shirley, also known as Evelyn Chloe Shirley, also know as Evelyn Chloe Elizabeth Shirley, also known as Lil Ev. She used her incredible vocal ability to eructate a sound so vile and distasteful that the duo of two couldn't help but fall to their knees, hoping and praying that the writer would relieve them of their unique and excruciating pain. The writer, in his mercy and boredom of his own creation, decided to quell the blonde terror and allowed the duo of two boys to end their game in peace if they even can.
It almost seemed like they were reading each other's minds. It was very strange indeed; almost seemed like this wasn't something that could happen in real life. A look of confusion, puzzlement, skepticism, perplexity, stupefaction, bewilderment, and disorientation erupted slowly over the face of Bob. "Is this even real?" the pale and ghostly figure uttered despairingly to the other character who was also experiencing an existential crisis. At this point in the story, the writer decided to cause the now knowingly non-existent characters distress by summoning the evil witch Chloe, also known as Evelyn, also known as Chloe Shirley, also known as Evelyn Shirley, also known as Evelyn Chloe Shirley, also know as Evelyn Chloe Elizabeth Shirley, also known as Lil Ev. She used her incredible vocal ability to eructate a sound so vile and distasteful that the duo of two couldn't help but fall to their knees, hoping and praying that the writer would relieve them of their unique and excruciating pain. The writer, in his mercy and boredom of his own creation, decided to quell the blonde terror and allowed the duo of two boys to end their game in peace if they even can.