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06:30 am -
07:30 am
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Ludescher Tyukodi Reka
I was awoken by the sound of the alarm. So irritating! Why was this thing even invented? “Beep - beep…” I kept humming it to myself. I am going to beep-beep your wheels and barrels off this tiny night table! Was that a normal reaction people produce to such stimuli? Might as well has been! I got myself dressed and zoomed down the stairs.
“Good morning sweety!” Mother greeted me as she placed some waffles on the table.
The feline was slurping water but as soon as it saw me it jumped with fright. It also managed to splatter the water all over the floor.
“I think it doesn’t like me, mother.” She picked it up and it started purring.
“Don’t be silly! He must’ve seen something outside the window. Am I right Mr. Pickles?” She kept murmuring to it. “Were the birds chirping too loud? I’ll give you your breakfast as soon as my princess (me) leaves for school.”
“It is already obese. You should not be feeding it with such greasy and fattening foods!”
“Don’t fat shame Mr. Pickles!” As these words had left her mouth the feline snorted out water off it’s nose. “You’re acting so strange this morning. What is wrong with you? You always run up to Carla (also me) for her to pet you!”
She kept looking at it with questioning eyes.
“Take a seat and eat something. You’re going to be late!”
I sat down and consumed everything on my plate. She poured me a glass of water. As I tried to take my first sip it frizzled in my mouth! It came out through my nose as I was trying to catch my last breath.
“Why is it spicy?” I asked confused, but she started laughing at my pain!
“It’s sparkling water. It’s supposed to be frizzy! You only drink this, you’ve always told me that you think tap water is boring! What’s wrong with you this morning?”
“Oh… I forgot.”
“You can’t forget a habit! But I’m guessing you didn’t get enough sleep. Now get ready for school. The bus must be near.” I did as she ordered me to.
Now I’m sitting on the school bus. The kid next to me keeps saying that she’s a wolf. She growls at everyone she sees. The others seem to be afraid of her. Perfect partner for the day.
In retrospect I must add that all my studies are paying off. I can blend in pretty well. Only the animals seem to pick up on my presence except for this thing next to me. It’s currently chewing on my backpack. I’ve had no idea wolves could shapeshift. I thought that was a myth! Anyways I’ll ask for some tips from her later on. It’s always nice to find someone in the same shoes as you.
The abduction went on seamlessly and the switch was carried out perfectly. Now I’m adapting to test subject #372’s daily routine. I’ll write if anything happens. I can’t wait to return to the mothership after this mission. I hope I can survive on Earth.
Kyp, security code: #3w122x, interplanetary missioner signing off.
“Good morning sweety!” Mother greeted me as she placed some waffles on the table.
The feline was slurping water but as soon as it saw me it jumped with fright. It also managed to splatter the water all over the floor.
“I think it doesn’t like me, mother.” She picked it up and it started purring.
“Don’t be silly! He must’ve seen something outside the window. Am I right Mr. Pickles?” She kept murmuring to it. “Were the birds chirping too loud? I’ll give you your breakfast as soon as my princess (me) leaves for school.”
“It is already obese. You should not be feeding it with such greasy and fattening foods!”
“Don’t fat shame Mr. Pickles!” As these words had left her mouth the feline snorted out water off it’s nose. “You’re acting so strange this morning. What is wrong with you? You always run up to Carla (also me) for her to pet you!”
She kept looking at it with questioning eyes.
“Take a seat and eat something. You’re going to be late!”
I sat down and consumed everything on my plate. She poured me a glass of water. As I tried to take my first sip it frizzled in my mouth! It came out through my nose as I was trying to catch my last breath.
“Why is it spicy?” I asked confused, but she started laughing at my pain!
“It’s sparkling water. It’s supposed to be frizzy! You only drink this, you’ve always told me that you think tap water is boring! What’s wrong with you this morning?”
“Oh… I forgot.”
“You can’t forget a habit! But I’m guessing you didn’t get enough sleep. Now get ready for school. The bus must be near.” I did as she ordered me to.
Now I’m sitting on the school bus. The kid next to me keeps saying that she’s a wolf. She growls at everyone she sees. The others seem to be afraid of her. Perfect partner for the day.
In retrospect I must add that all my studies are paying off. I can blend in pretty well. Only the animals seem to pick up on my presence except for this thing next to me. It’s currently chewing on my backpack. I’ve had no idea wolves could shapeshift. I thought that was a myth! Anyways I’ll ask for some tips from her later on. It’s always nice to find someone in the same shoes as you.
The abduction went on seamlessly and the switch was carried out perfectly. Now I’m adapting to test subject #372’s daily routine. I’ll write if anything happens. I can’t wait to return to the mothership after this mission. I hope I can survive on Earth.
Kyp, security code: #3w122x, interplanetary missioner signing off.