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Socks
Socks
Hello! I am Randy and this is my brother Phil. If I am being honest our life is pretty difficult. Even though we are only socks, life can be pretty hard sometimes.
For starters, we don’t really do much. We just lie around in this drawer filled with a bunch of other socks. The most exciting part of our day is when we get to go into the washing machine. We love going there because we become acrobats and do tons of flips and tricks in all this bubbly soap. We go there because people say that we start to smell really bad. We get to go on this rollercoaster ride to the laundry room. We get strapped into our seats and hope that we don’t fall out while we travel there. This one time Phil fell out of his seat and we couldn’t find him for weeks and weeks. Those weeks were super lonely. Phil and I are usually attached at the hip because we are a pair so I really missed him during this time. My owner finally found him one day sitting under the basement stairs. It was a relief to finally see him again.
Now I’m gonna tell you the worst parts about being a sock. Be prepared because it can get rather dark. For instance, sometimes we get paired up with the wrong sock. Now I know this doesn’t sound that bad but hear me out. Imagine being friends with someone your whole life, your always together and never really with anyone else, and then one day they leave you and start hanging out with someone else. It gets worse. Sometimes if our owner wears us too much we get holes. Almost like a cut but we just got old and worn out almost like it’s our time to leave. We get so old and worn out that we can’t be worn anymore. Then our owner throws us away and buys a new pair to replace us. I told you it would get kinda dark.
For starters, we don’t really do much. We just lie around in this drawer filled with a bunch of other socks. The most exciting part of our day is when we get to go into the washing machine. We love going there because we become acrobats and do tons of flips and tricks in all this bubbly soap. We go there because people say that we start to smell really bad. We get to go on this rollercoaster ride to the laundry room. We get strapped into our seats and hope that we don’t fall out while we travel there. This one time Phil fell out of his seat and we couldn’t find him for weeks and weeks. Those weeks were super lonely. Phil and I are usually attached at the hip because we are a pair so I really missed him during this time. My owner finally found him one day sitting under the basement stairs. It was a relief to finally see him again.
Now I’m gonna tell you the worst parts about being a sock. Be prepared because it can get rather dark. For instance, sometimes we get paired up with the wrong sock. Now I know this doesn’t sound that bad but hear me out. Imagine being friends with someone your whole life, your always together and never really with anyone else, and then one day they leave you and start hanging out with someone else. It gets worse. Sometimes if our owner wears us too much we get holes. Almost like a cut but we just got old and worn out almost like it’s our time to leave. We get so old and worn out that we can’t be worn anymore. Then our owner throws us away and buys a new pair to replace us. I told you it would get kinda dark.