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By ColwynDec 26 2019 7:50pm
I'm so bored! I mean the house has a lot of couches and pillows and beds and stuff but I’m not allowed to leave it. My brother is Ewok pilot, a great Endor hero. I wish I could go with him. I have a teacher made out of metal with glowing teeth called P.H.T.F.Y.C (Personal Home Teacher For Your Child). Tomorrow is my birthday, which I’m super excited about because every year on my birthday my mother takes me to the park where all the other ewoks play.
I'm so bored! I mean the house has a lot of couches and pillows and beds and stuff but I’m not allowed to leave it. My brother is Ewok pilot, a great Endor hero. I wish I could go with him. I have a teacher made out of metal with glowing teeth called P.H.T.F.Y.C (Personal Home Teacher For Your Child). Tomorrow is my birthday, which I’m super excited about because every year on my birthday my mother takes me to the park where all the other ewoks play.
Ewok Pilot Jr
Dec 27 2019 8:00am
Surprise diary! It’s my birthday today! My mom and dad are shopping at the mall, but P.H.T.F.Y.C is still here. She said happy birthday of course but she also gave me a present. I said, “Thank you” and went back to my room. Then I opened the present. It was a book. The title said, “The Stars and the Moon.” I think I will read it until my mom and dad come home.
As I opened the book, it started to glow and then I could only see white light.
Surprise diary! It’s my birthday today! My mom and dad are shopping at the mall, but P.H.T.F.Y.C is still here. She said happy birthday of course but she also gave me a present. I said, “Thank you” and went back to my room. Then I opened the present. It was a book. The title said, “The Stars and the Moon.” I think I will read it until my mom and dad come home.
As I opened the book, it started to glow and then I could only see white light.
“Aaahhhhhhhh!”
Ewok Pilot Jr
Dec 27 2019 8:30am
Diary? Diary! Oh, you're right here. All I see now are trees but they don’t look like the trees of Endor. The sun is shining but shadows are creeping around. The forest creatures are hiding and it is very quiet. I still had the book in my hand, but the title had changed and now says, Earth Woods. I opened the book again, no glow. It said, “This book is your GPS but it will only tell you where you are. You have to
find the black hole to go back home. You have
Earth Woods
to do this otherwise in
three days
you will fade away.
Three days on Earth means three hours on Endor. First you have to get the map on the top of Mount Everest which will be the only thing that will show you where the black hole is. This is NOT what I wanted for a birthday surprise! I thought. I need to get home before I fade away and before my mom and dad come home. I’d rather get home and go to the park than stay here and die.
Winners never quit and quitters never win.
I could see Mount Everest pretty easily but I wanted to set up camp first. When I got all my tools I saw something coming. It looked like... P.H.T.F.Y.C! A boy P.H.T.F.Y.C!
“Uh..” he said. “My name is Bonker and I’m missing my counterpart P.H.T.F.Y.C.
I have three days to find her or I will fade away.” “WHAT?!
I have three days to find her or I will fade away.” “WHAT?!
I didn’t know P.H.T.F.Y.C. had a boyfriend!” I said. “You know her?” Bonker said, sounding surprised.
I replied,
I replied,
What?!