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Dedicated to...
Mrs. Sloan, Mrs. Wheeler, and Grace Pope
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A few years ago, an old man was watching the news while gobbling down dried raman with no chicken powder. Suddenly, a small rat crawled up onto the table right next to the old man.
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“My gosh! You sure are a smelly old man!” the rat gagged.
Shocked that the rat could speak and offended, the old man replied, “If anyone is smelling it’s you!”
Shocked that the rat could speak and offended, the old man replied, “If anyone is smelling it’s you!”
Angrily, the rat named off a whole list of smelly things the old man has done.
“At least I haven't eaten raman dry without the chicken powder…” the rat insulted.
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