Tyler's Pickle Poems!

Poetry Cafe 2022

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The Pickle Virus........................................P4 Pickle Planet.............................................P5 Don't You Know That Hurts....................P6 Pickles.......................................................P7 Why I Like Pickles....................................P8 Describing Pickles...................................P9 It's A Pickle Attack................................P10 If My Pickles Were Pretend...................P11 The Good And Bad In Pickle Brothers.P12 The Bus Rodeo.......................................P13

It’s a Pickle Attack!

It’s A&nbsp; Pickle Attack! Close The Windows! Lock The Doors! It’s A Pickle Attack! Man Your Stations Turn on The Car Engines! It’s A Pickle Attack! Be Ready for What’s Coming! Grab The Grapples! It’s A Pickle Attack! Drive Away! Get In The Airlines! It’s A Pickle Attack! We’ll Create History! We’ll Be In Museums!&nbsp; It’s A Pickle Attack! Team With The Beans! Get On The Motorcycle! It’s A Pickle Attack! Lock Up The Prisoners Countdown for the Rocket! It’s A Pickle Attack! Stop Playing With Your Food! Don’t Lean Your Chair Forward! It’s A Mom Attack!

This silly book of poems (Which includes Pickles a bunch) may inspire a bunch of pickle younglings! Ha ha. It goes from a silly Virus to a Bus Rodeo. Hope you enjoy it because I sure as a heck did! -Tyler McGovern

Don’t You Know That Hurts?

Trapped in this prison. This Isn’t fun. Oh look the big hand finally came. (Not that I’m excited about it.) So you want me now huh? I guess I have to leave the pool bros. Putting me on a wooden tray? How predictable. Wait…IS THAT A KNIFE? What are you… YOU CUT MY FOOT OFF! Don’t you go for my he- Long Story Short…he didn’t make it

If My Pickles Were Pretend

If My Pickles Were Pretend They Couldn’t Twirl They Couldn’t Hurl They Couldn’t Skate They Couldn’t Hate! If My Pickles Were Pretend They Couldn’t Run They Couldn’t Have Fun! They Couldn’t Sing They Couldn’t Fling!&nbsp; If My Pickles Were Pretend They Couldn’t Scream They Couldn’t Dream! They Couldn’t Clean They Couldn’t Be Green!

Tyler Pickle lives in a suburban house with 69,001 brothers. He has grew up to be an author about stories from his cheesy brothers. Tyler Pickle now received 10,000 dollars for being titled "The Greatest Pickle Joke Teller." He now created an island called Pickle Island where he ditched all 69,001 of his brothers to grow up on pickle island to be the first pickle dragon in the world. If he succeeds then he will be the greatest pickle on the planet which is %100 possible. Yay yay yay. 

Describing Pickles

Pickles Brightly Green And Pretty Clean. Pickles Very L&nbsp;o&nbsp;n&nbsp;g Pickles Are Strong. Pickle Art Pickles Don’t Fart. Pickle Pie Pickle’s Don’t Die. Pickle Smart Picklemart. Pickles Described Pickles Are Porcupines. But Most Importantly THEY AREN'T BANANAS

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Pickle yum yum YUM! Pickle cut cut CUT! Pickle big big BIG! Pickle fat fat FAT! Pickle rick rick RICK! Pickle with Mayo Mayo MAYO! Pickle Bill Bill BILL! Pickle Jill Jill JILL! Pickle CrAzY CrAzY CRAZY! Pickle Tyler Tyler TYLER! Whoops! &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; T &nbsp; !!!!!!!!!!!!!!&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;O&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; S&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;O &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; E&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;M&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; L&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;U &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; K &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;C &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; C &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;H &nbsp; &nbsp; I &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;P

The Good and The Bad In Pickle Brothers

Pickle brother 1,903 hugs everyone But always goes to the cemetery to do it… Pickle brother 989 Creates stuff But uses the house and all of the tape… Pickle brother 672 goes to Texas every week But comes back in a rodeo mood… Pickle brother 21,340 warns the house&nbsp; But uses crows as the alarm… Pickle brother 69,000 was the last born But gets all of the cookies… Pickle brother 6,512 is a hiker But he wants a bear for his birthday Pickle brother 93 is basically a superhuman But rubs it in our faces Pickle brother 2 is me But I wish I had fewer brothers and more sisters.

Includes Poems About: Pickle Virus, Pickle Planets, Rockets, Pickle Descriptions, And Pickle Wars!

My Bus is a rodeo The Kids On The Bus Are Watchers ( A.K.A The Ones Who Shout) And The Bus Driver is The Steer Wrestler He fights off the miserable job ( A.K.A the bull) He has the cloth. ( A.K.A the Steering Wheel) The only thing that can help him now! When he drops the kids off It’s just the audience having permission to leave. And when the rodeo’s finished The Bus Driver doesn’t get a reward Except the reward of PEACE AND QUIET. From The Audience.&nbsp; (Money too though!)

Go leave. I'm upside down. How can you even read me? Are you standing on your head or something? STOP IT THEN! The story is over so you can't read me! It's Illegal So stop

Why I like Pickles &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;

Why I like pickles? It’s Simple To Understand Pickles Are Green They could be Queen! Pickles are Yummy They could be a Dummy! Pickles Have Juice Maybe their a Goose! Pickles Are Funny They could own some Money! That’s Why I like Pickles You see Now?

Is that Pickle Planet? It is very green and long This feels very wrong. It has thousands of Pickles! All the money they have are Nickels. Are those Beans? They look very Japanese. Why do the pickles have no limbs? Look at Jim! Their food here is disgusting! I’m not Trusting! This is a bad planet. I need to tell dad. Are those Pickle rooms? There are flying brooms.

Back Here On Pickle Planet They need a Janitor The Grass are Pickles The Brass Class are Pickles! Can I escape the Pickles? Oh no! I’m getting scraped! Running! This isn’t Stunning! Back in the rocket Where are my pockets? Going back to Earth This wasn’t Worth it. I’m Telling Dad, Nasa I’m Selling Stories now! Remember Kids… Don’t have a pet squid Seriously don’t

This Book Is Dedicated To My Amazing Teacher Miss Klipfel Who Taught Me Everything About Poems.

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Oh no! I have The Pickle Virus It is very Irish It first infected the deers Now it’s going for humans Everyone’s Running Away Every Day To Japan With their doorman Oh great now Japan is infected Now where is the cure? It’s on the Japan tour? Oh man.

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