Questionable Poems to Make You Question Life

Poetry Cafe 2022

No fortnite, no among us. Just Roblox, only Roblox. I like getting wins in CoD. Take your creeper hoodie off, it aint a trend steve. really, it ended in 2016! But no fortnite, no Among us. Sit down, relax. Stop buying V-bucks with your mom's bucks. Stop saying sussy imposter at the back of the bus. Stop leaving papers around that say SUS You know who i'm talking to, stop lyin' i'm looking at you, Gus and Brian

My hamsters noisy wheel twirls like a ballerina. I turn in my sleep. The heater bellows. I turn in my sleep. The wreath stomped. I turn in my sleep. My bed screeches. I turn in my sleep. My Tv screams “I’M AWAKE!”

The bus is a jungle, The kids in the back are elephants, stomping with giant feet and yelling with their trunks! The kids in the first front row are possums scurrying up trees quiet as can be. The kids behind me are annoying termites and ticks, kicking the seat and pulling my hair! Sometimes I want to turn back and scream, “GRRR” My bus is a jungle, that's for sure! The among us kids are monkeys screaming, throwing backpacks as if they were coconuts! The popular kids are peacocks, dancing and showing off! The kids on the bus are animals! The bus driver is an explorer, head spinning from the kids on the bus.

Sheet music paper

Scurry to the stage. Wet the reed! Get out the clarinet&nbsp; Everyone sits Drums bang. Teacher yells, QUIETER ON THE DRUMS! Check the clock, 7:15 Pull out sheet music! Sounds echo around the room. BANG, BLOW, BELLOW Drums, trumpets and saxophones . Teacher yells, FLIP!! Oh.. I forgot my book!

Red is Power, Red is Strength, Red is Rage, Red is BOLD. Red smells like battlefields and fire. Red tastes like spicy wings that chill you down to your bones. Red sounds like crashing metal and war being struck. Red looks like explosions and rage. Red feels like pain. Red makes me want to roar as loud as a tiger. Red is my favorite color!

Chalkboard

Oh no not again.. The small human is picking me up! I see..&nbsp; a watermelon?! EKKKK! Greasy fingers smash against me and apple juice lay, Dry.. The little human starts coughing on me and crunching animal crackers and chips! SLAM I bang on the floor and check for cracks. No new cracks I'm tired, how long have I been on anywa- *beep*

No! I don't care about my federal student loans! No, I don't care that, you will take my home. No, I don't care that my car insurance is overdue. Stop sending me fake voicemails, Sue! I'm a minor. No, i'm not an interested buyer! This is annoying I'll tell you that. Scam calls make me wanna throw a bat.

We say frog freedom for all to the declining population of frogs! We say frog freedom for all to the people eating frog legs like hogs! Say frog freedom for all, Lab dissection and biology classes! Frogs on the hook of a rod being nibbled by basses, Pollution in the air, poisonous gasses! Say frog freedom for all! Frogs are used as bait all across the states! We must stop this frog hate! Infectious diseases, causing more than just sneezes! Frogs habitats are being destroyed, for humans to get money and coins. Yes, the population of frogs is declining, with humans buying. So many animals live off of eating frogs, Start treating them with the love like you have for dogs. So we need this to stop asap, as animals will be gone very fast! Over 200 species of frogs have gone in the past 50 years, our petition to stop this starts right here.

Marble

Mango is as popular as Bill Gates Chevy is as strong as the great wall of China Baby Mango is as cute as a kitten Mrs. Mango is as stylish as designer brands Mango’s crazy aunt is as crazy as the circus Silly Milly is as silly as ducks with hats on Coconut is as loved as pizza Oscar is as cool as ice Conny is as small as a mouse The heart monkeys are as forgotten as Vine Big Coco, Small Coco and Tiny Coco are as friendly as puppys

A Questionable Poem to Make You Question Life

This is a questionable poem, This poem can make you question life like that you, an adult, cant ride a bike. Go take a long hike. don't question why. Maybe you will see, a slice of moldy bread in the sky! Maybe you will see a musty rat dancing, on a dead cat. Oh how I hope I don't see that! Maybe you will hear Shrek screaming, bursting your ears! Maybe you will smell those cheetos, under your couch and, a dead mouse! Maybe you will find, I am certainly, wasting your time! This is why, you don't question this poem. Have a good walk back home!

I&nbsp;am a material gworl I wonder why the IRS keeps calling me&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; I hear my hamster running I see fortnite kids I want to visit Japan I am a material gworl I pretend to be Ronald Mcdonalds&nbsp; in roblox I feel like going to the beach I touch my hamster’s fluffy fur I worry about everything I cry about dogs dying in movies I am a material gworl I understand how to get free RoBuX I say equal rights for hamsters&nbsp; I dream about animatronics hiding under my bed I try to teach my hamster to dance I hope I can visit iceland with my best friend I am a material gworl

Stars pattern

&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Howling Wolves at night &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Runing, hunting, howling, pack &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A danger at night

Questionable poems to make you question life

I dedicate this book to my hamster Nugget for always spending time with me and for spending all my money!

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