Fredric the potato's story

St. Augustine's N.S. Clontuskert- Write a Book 2023

St. Augustine's N.S. Clontuskert  Write a Book 2023

There is only one problem. I live in the world's messiest house, owned by a mother and her daughter. Their names are a bit crazy! Wait, what am I talking about? They're not a bit crazy! They're crazy for sure! The mother's name is Meatball and the daughter's name is Bolognese! Heh, why are you looking at me like that? I told you they were crazy! I chill in the freezer because the house is so messy and they have a dog called Billy. At least his name isn't as bad as Meatball and Bolognese but every time I get out of the freezer that dog tries to eat me.

"Ha! Real funny I know you're trying to skip school. Ok, maybe I was but it's just Miss Apple bum is crazy!" "What? I thought she was a lovely person. No, she's not! The other day she started to go through books around the classroom. One of the books hit someone's head. She also lets out the loudest and stinkiest farts every day! And there are only two windows in the classroom and only one opens and that means the smell won't get out of the classroom, so you are sitting in a classroom with a horrible smell all day long!" "Wait! Do you know Miss Apple bum's real name because when I was your age there was a girl in my class who loved wearing pink glasses and her hair was always messy and her last name was Apple Bum? I think her name was Sally."

THUMP! Oh, that means they're awake. Every morning I hop into Bolognese's bag and hide in there when she is in the classroom. But today was her first day going to this school. She has to move schools because she got bullied because her name was different. So I hopped in her bag and off to school we went. All of a sudden a lady came up and said, "So you're the one that named your daughter that horrible name how could you?" "Hey, Bolognese is not a bad name.! "Then what's your name? My name is Meatball what a great name! What? No, that's a horrible name! Well, it probably runs in the family. But no name is better than mine Patricia! It's such a beautiful name yeah, no?" "You're right the names do run in the family. My dad's name is Spaghetti and my mum's original name was Penelope but she didn't like it so she changed it to Pasta. You know I was only joking about it running in the family. Oh my bad anyways!" "Got to go! I hope I never see you again!"

Her parents thought she just wasn't smart when she came home and didn't know what to do with her homework and when she had tests, her mum would make her bring home the test so they could see how she did. But when she was doing the test she was copying her really smart friend and she would get away with cheating. The teacher never knew she was cheating. But the next day Bolognese asked if she could ride her bike to school but Meatball knew what she was trying to do. So she said. "No I'll drive you to school." So they get in the car and then Meatball asked Bolognese why she wanted to go on her bike to school. Then Bolognese replied and said, "I just want to!"

Meatball loves to blast music when nobody else is in the car. Her favourite singer is Ging Ging. Bolognese was learning some math. She was learning about Long Division. It was her first time doing Long Division. The teacher came over to Bolognese and said her name was Miss Apple Bum. She was no ordinary teacher. You would have to talk all the time because if you didn't talk she would say the class was too loud and when she started to walk away she let out the biggest fart ever! FART! The whole class shouted, "The classroom stinks!" Miss Apple bum shouted back, "Oh it wasn't that bad you should smell and hear the ones I do at home! Oh I probably shouldn't of said that whoops just don't tell the principal!" Miss Apple bum had these really big pink glasses and she always put on red lipstick. You would never see her wear a different shade of lipstick and she would always have her hair down but I don't think she brushes her hair like at all!!

Now it's home time. Bolognese grabbed her bag and ran out of the classroom for fresh air because the classroom still stank after Miss Apple bum's huge fart! Bolognese hopped in Meatball's car she told her mum about her day. They arrived home and I hopped out of the bag but Billy the dog saw me and he chased after me and wouldn't stop but I jumped up on the counter and got back in the freezer. Bolognese was doing her homework and she asked her mum for help on Long Division but her mum wasn't the smartest; she didn't even know what Long Division was. She asked Bolognese what it was and Bolognese was shocked she didn't know what it was. Bolognese asked Meatball if she listened in school. Meatball said she skipped a lot of school. She would cycle on a bike to school but most of the time she would cycle to the shops or the ice cream shop instead of going into the school.

That's her! She was a really bad person she would fart all the time and be really rude to other people she was a bully does she have any kids? Yes, she has two kids but I don't know their names, but, they are younger than me." "Ok, if you see them just stay away. I don't want you to get bullied. They could be different though but just in case they are like their mother, stay away from them." "Ok, well, I have made one new friend so I'll stay friends with her. Oh, that's great, you already made a new friend. Oh, and you know that cat that's been wandering around the house well, I fed the cat some potato and he really liked it so I want to try some potato for dinner!" "WAIT? Are they going to eat me? I hope they don't pick me! OH NO! Here she comes! NOOOOOO! LET ME DOWN! DON'T COOK ME AND EAT ME AHHHHHHHHH! THE WATER IN THE POT IS BOILING HOT! Yum, these are really good potatoes. Right, Bolognese? Yeah, these are sooooooooooo good!" Now Fredric has sadly passed away because Bolognese and Meatball ate Fredric the Potato RIP Mr. Fredric. The End

Hi! I am Fredric and right now I'm in the freezer chilling … get it freezer? Cold, chilling no? Ok, you're probably wondering why I'm in the freezer. Well I'm a POTATO! Yup, a potato, but not a normal potato. I can talk unlike those other potatoes that you eat and I have powers I can open the freezer door and I can jump on counters! Cool right?! Oh, wait you guys are humans so you won't get it, but if you were a potato you would be amazed!

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