Aubrey's Funny Poems

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Slippery slip slide &nbsp;I can twirl&nbsp; I can slip and glide Slippery slip slide&nbsp; &nbsp;Up in the air, down on the floor Slippery slip slide

Cristiano Ronaldo is chosen to kick in the penalty shot, and he kicks, AND SCORES! ONE TO ZERO!!

Red zig-zag pattern

Red is the color of Valentine's Day Red is the color of my heart pumping in my chest Red is the color of the Grinch's tiny tiny heart Red is the color of the Boston Red Sox Red smells like red velvet cake Red tastes like cherry kool-aid Red sounds like strawberries getting picked out of a bush Red looks like a red STOP sign near the road Red makes me feel Lovestruck Red makes me want to paint BOLD colors Red is the best color

Get my rod ready Put the bait on Send it in the water Wait Wait Wait Wait&nbsp; NIBBLE 		NIBBLE	 				NIBBLE Look its a&nbsp; 			SHARK!?!??

Good Cooper, Bad Cooper Cooper is so so so cuddly But then he leaves Gentile cooper Violent cooper Eats all of his food&nbsp; Eats, Toilet paper Good tail for swimming&nbsp; Bad tail for knocking everything over on the table... Good Cooper, Bad cooper

Ahh just a normal day in school, 5 hours later&nbsp; Oh look! It's Ms.Klipfel! Wait WHAT NO!!&nbsp; NOT MY COMFY PAJAMAS! NOT FAIr NOT FAIR NOT FAI.. Dang it..

This goes out to my puppy Cooper for being with me during sad times, even though he's annoying!

1: Ice Skating 2: CR7 3: Oh Cooper 4: Mangos Ordanary Life 5: Red 6: Fishing 7: My Little Doll

Stitch Stitch. Sew Sew. These are what I need to make my new doll, pink ribbon, blue tie, red shirt is all I need, not quite as me.&nbsp; I tied a letter to her ribbon and gave it to my Dad, “Happy Birthday Dad.”&nbsp;

About the Author Aubrey likes soccer and drawing people. She has a puppy who is eight months old. She loves DC comics and she LOVES to read.

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