Awesome and Funny Poems

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Jonathan loves snakes and catches them. He wants to protect the tiger. He wants to be a wildland firefighter when he grows up. His favorite thing to do is read books and catch snakes.

The police chased the crook at area 51 at night. He robbed a shuttle to get a door shaped rock on Mars.

When the mosquito enemy comes to dig and suck blood&nbsp; The armed wings jump into action&nbsp; Armed with sharp teeth that&nbsp; blow the enemy to smithereens Devour the other mosquito enemies&nbsp; Strong wings that wap them &nbsp;Millions are called into action &nbsp;when they work together and help from the sun they always draw them back by morning They're bats.

Battle fields &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;New weapons &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ant paper &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Bug spray &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Swatters &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Against Humans

Tiger Tiger Tiger&nbsp; Orange stripes&nbsp; Black stripes&nbsp; Black as night CLAWS ARE KILLER WHEN OUT PAWS quiet AS AN OWL

Monster under My bed&nbsp; Ready to gobble me up As soon as I touch&nbsp; The ground .

This book is dedicated to my mother, father, sister, the endangered tiger and most importantly it's most dedicated to the most special teacher Miss Klipfel.

Owl&nbsp; Owl talons crush a peach. Feathers silent as night

Tiger page .....9 Owl page ......10 Manansas ........page 12

Oooh ooh ahh ahh Mananas need mananas Who are you ? Is that a ma ma ma&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Manamana ? thank you NOW MORE MANANAS&nbsp; GIVE ME MANANAS &nbsp;ALL THE MANANAS IN THE WORLD GIVE THEM TO ME&nbsp; THAT LITTLE MAD MANANA MONKEY HERE THAT YOU GAVE MANANAS.

Cuddles&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Rips the coach Unleashes her wildside Makes us move the bird feeder Usually a good kitty Bird hunter Treats I found a dead bird carcass underneath the porch.

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