Joey's Awesome Fun Poems

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Basketball Shots in Miss Klipfel's class  

I was going to make the shot&nbsp; Chevy got in the way I tried to go from the dolphin But then the ball, hit the rim&nbsp; I tried to beat the creative record but it didn’t go well I&nbsp;somersaulted and broke my neck I took another shot I missed it I said how much more shots do I have? One left...so I shot the ball hit the rim hit me in the face and then I had to go to the hospital

This book is dedicated to Miss Klipfel for always teaching me how to write poems and being the nicest teacher in the world. 

Wendy's 1 Basketball shots in Miss Klipfel Class 2 Nike 3 Help 4 Snowman 5 School 6 Oh no 7

Driving&nbsp; Loud music burst into my ears Slammed the door Oh this is very heavy Sweat&nbsp;dripping down my forehead&nbsp; Kids goofing around Coach yelling loud "Sprints again" the coach yells Slam door&nbsp; Driving Munch Munch&nbsp; OMG&nbsp; I hate football&nbsp;practice

Oh school&nbsp; Oh school&nbsp; I hate you school&nbsp; You get on my nerves&nbsp; Oh school, I hate you school&nbsp; You make my mom wake me up&nbsp; I would rather eat all my greens then Go to that building&nbsp;called&nbsp;&nbsp; SCHOOL Oh school Oh school&nbsp; I hate you school&nbsp;

Wendy’s Oh Wendy’s&nbsp; You have the best burgers With pickles and ketchup&nbsp; I don’t like mustard&nbsp;&nbsp; I do like chicken nuggets With some barbecue sauce&nbsp; Some sweet and sour sauce on&nbsp;the side Add a large Sprite Maybe even a Frosty French fries extra crispy french fries&nbsp; Make that a large Oh no My mom told me to get a medium So make a medium fry &nbsp; MMM yeah I love this food

A tough guy&nbsp; with a dirty jersey says, “hut hut” He’s wearing this crazy helmet it’s pretty cool&nbsp; He grabs me&nbsp; grips&nbsp;his fingers around me gives me to this other guy&nbsp;with a helmet too He’s big though so I shivered in fear&nbsp; &nbsp; He was fast through the middle AND HE DROPPED ME !!&nbsp; I just cried&nbsp; everybody jumped on me&nbsp;&nbsp; scary, scary, scary A bunch of big guys just jumping&nbsp;on me How would you feel&nbsp; if a bunch of sweaty guys&nbsp; fell on top of you? Tried to grab you? I didn’t know what he was doing but something called a touchdown was on the board All I have to say is don’t be a&nbsp; FOOTBALL …….

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Joey is a fourth grader and he plays football. He has two older sisters. One is 12 her name is Sofia and the other one is named Paige she is 29. Joey has a mom and a dad along with a dog named Enzo. He's a very. sweet dog. Joey's hobbies are football, video games, and hanging out with his family. Joey does not like reading books. His favorite teacher is Miss Klipfel and favorite food is steak. Joey loves writing poetry.

We were on&nbsp;the nice beach It felt like we are in Hawaii But I didn’t know where we were I just felt so good sunbathing getting nice and crisp&nbsp; So I sat on the beach just enjoyed my time while it lasts&nbsp; My best friend went to&nbsp;the beach and never came back&nbsp;&nbsp; so I was kind of scared&nbsp; but it FELT SO GOOD&nbsp;&nbsp; All of a sudden it got so cold&nbsp; me and my dino friends were&nbsp;kind of getting scared we thought it was going to be a thunderstorm or some kind of snow&nbsp; then we got put on this plate I didn’t know what it was but after I was on the plate something scarier There was some ketchup? Well at least I thought it was ketchup&nbsp; That’s all our worst nightmares and th.... That dino nugget was never seen again

Snowman oh&nbsp;Snowmen I really love you it takes long to make you up&nbsp; You get me cold but I really love you Oh snowman oh Snowman you sometimes get on my nerves when I roll you up in balls and you just fall&nbsp; I really get mad but then I rebuild you&nbsp; Snowman oh snowman I really love you I go out in the cold&nbsp; with my winter jacket&nbsp; with my winter gloves with my winter pants I go outside and then I try to make you but then you collapse and I get mad and sad Then the next day&nbsp; I rebuild you with your blueberry buttons&nbsp; your carrot nose&nbsp; your little rocky eyes&nbsp; with your banana smile&nbsp; Oh&nbsp;snowmen&nbsp;I really love you

I got new sneakers at Nike Then they got dirty I was running in them So fast&nbsp;&nbsp; Then they got creased&nbsp; Oof that was a long day Let me drink some Gatorade I spilled it on my shoes&nbsp; Now I have to walk home what&nbsp;can go wrong now I stepped in mud Now my new Nikes are not so new

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