That One Poet

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Eats all his food, Does not eat at all but begs for treats, Plays well,&nbsp; Play in the mud and gets mud everywhere. Being good with guests over, Bites the guest and they leave, Goes to the bathroom outside, Goes to the bathroom in the living room. GOOD DOG, bad dog.

"OO the pain, I'm aken, I have chicken pox, I feel like I'm burning to death, I feel coosy, I feel like I'm going to faint I have to throw up "Uhhh!!" "O, What's that you say?" "We're leaving to go to Australia you say?" "Well, what are we waiting for?!" "Let's hit the hay and go out the door."

O homework why? Why do you do this to me? O why do you make me do it for more than a hour. You know I have so much stuff going on. So why homework? why? please stop, please, please.🥺

The Greatest Game of All Time

I hit the ball. There it goes!&nbsp; Long deep and go- “Honey time to wake up”!&nbsp; “Uhhh,&nbsp; I was having the best dream ever mom”!!!

Lakers, Celtics finals Tied game,&nbsp; 4th quarter Lebron James has the ball. Going in for the dunk on Jayson Tatum. Jayson Tatum blocks it at 4 seconds left. He sprites up the quart. 3,2,1… He shoots a 3 pointer… SPLASH… EERRRRR!!!!!!!!! The Celtics win the finals! Lebron James is on the floor....crying&nbsp;

I just lost my beautiful video games. I'm so enraged at my Mom. “AAAAA!!!” If I don't get them back, I'm going to blow o... my god I just lost my video games "AAAAAAAA!!!!!" O wait is that what I hear? You say you're just kidding. Ok, I'm going to play.

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