Book Creator


by Eric Curts


By Eric Curts
Don’t flush your toy train down the toilet.

Don’t fill your mouth with rocks.

Don’t throw red berries at passing cars.

Don’t play in the cat litter box.
Don’t wake the baby up in the morning.

Don’t eat the leaves off a bush.

Don't stick pennies in the computer.

Don’t forget to wipe your tush.
Don’t leave your milk in your room for a month.

Don’t splash water onto the floor.

Don’t carry the cat around by his neck.

Don’t pitch a fit in the store.
Don't draw all over your brother with markers.

Don't squeeze toothpaste on your wall.

Don't fill the squirt gun up with pee.

Man, I can't have any fun at all.