The Middle Colonies and a Whole Lot of Oats

The Middle Colonies and a whole lot of oats.

You may be wondering why the Middle Colonies, why should I go there is there any history? Well, I got something for you the Middle Colonies you have freedom and that can’t be taken from you here.

Why should I come here?

Originally, the Dutch came here to setup trading posts in the Middle Colonies because here we have great resources but more on that later.

Like the Puritans but way more nicer, the Quakers were a group whose beliefs set them at odds with the official Church of England, like you! They belief even big or small, everyone should be treated equally no matter what. So, say thanks to William Penn!

Well, How do I know this is the right place for me?

The Middle Colonies’ harbors is ideal for shipping and trading, also they have many valleys that are ideal to farm. When Germans started moving here they help everyone build they’re homes. So nice neighbors!

Well, the Middle Colonies’ geography made it a great place to settle! You’ll see!

You can make a lot of money because here were right above Iron, and this place during winter is like you’re touching clouds! And during summers you can feel the nice warm heat on your face, and the soil is amazing!

Well, How do I make money?

Us Middle Colonies economy offer colonists great jobs in many industries. Hopefully, when you come here you will find the best job for you.

Farmer’s can grow wheat, corn, vegetables, and tobacco which can make you rich.

But, if you are not interested with those jobs you can become a miner, a lumber-men, a sailor, a trapper, and a merchant!

Well, how do I know this isn’t some type of scam?

We quakers treat everyone with respect, including you!

Well, what’s so wrong with the other colonies?

Good question, well there’s a lot of different reasons why were better with founding, geography, economy, rights, and self respect.

When the New England Colonies were founded they wanted to purify the Church of England, but doing so they made it worst! They made so much rules that if you do one thing wrong you get kicked out! Also if you didn’t know they also do the Salem Witch Trials! They murder young woman for no reason! It’s so rocky there children probably come home with rocks in there shoes all the ti-me, there’s freezing winters, the growing seasons are so short they probably just eat fish every single day which is not healthy, and there is rocky soil too which again is not ideal for plants!